The Bible -- Edited
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11-08-2015, 11:13 AM
RE: The Bible -- Edited
John 3:16 -- For god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son; and whoever believes in him will not perish but have ever-lasting life.

Translation: I created you with the glitch of original sin so that I could impregnate a woman with myself, be born as a child, grow up, kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the original sin I created you with so that you can live sadistically ever-after worshiping me in my presence for eternity.

**Crickets** -- God
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11-08-2015, 11:49 AM
RE: The Bible -- Edited
(11-08-2015 11:13 AM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  John 3:16 -- For god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son; and whoever believes in him will not perish but have ever-lasting life.

Translation: I created you with the glitch of original sin so that I could impregnate a woman with myself, be born as a child, grow up, kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the original sin I created you with so that you can live sadistically ever-after worshiping me in my presence for eternity.

Makes perfect sense.....

(in a mental ward perhaps)...

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