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25-02-2014, 10:35 AM
The Bible saves
Finally! Proof that the Bible can save your life.

The Bible saves

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25-02-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: The Bible saves
Yeah, and Teddy Roosevelt survived an assassination attempt when the 50-page script of the speech he was to deliver (and which he DID DELIVER after being shot) stopped the assassin's bullet.

So....layers and layers of paper can stop a bullet. Who knew?

I wonder if his speech was more coherent than the bus driver's fairy tale book...

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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25-02-2014, 10:48 AM
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I vaguely recall something similar happening before.

There was a thing on the history channel where they showed armor made from paper stopping arrows. Very cool.
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25-02-2014, 10:49 AM
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The only problem with carrying a Bible in your shirt pocket over your heart is that it leaves other parts of your anatomy vulnerable.

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25-02-2014, 10:50 AM
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Yeah, like your brain....

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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25-02-2014, 10:51 AM
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Why would they need one of those?
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25-02-2014, 10:52 AM
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It is also possible to die from a swift kick to the family jools.

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25-02-2014, 10:53 AM
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We should be making armor out of holy books Gasp
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25-02-2014, 10:54 AM
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well it would be a better use for them...
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25-02-2014, 10:56 AM
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Quote:"There was obviously some kind of intervention involved in this incident because he probably should not be here," Sergeant Michael Pauley of the Dayton, Ohio police told reporters.
Of course there was intervention. Gawd knows everything that will happen so obviously she sent special vibes to this man on that particular morning to make sure he carried that Bible and then she invisibly held the arm of the shooter to point it exactly at that spot. After the shot went off, Gawd then ensured that the bullet traveled slowly enough that it wouldn't go all the way through the Bible. Finally, she divinely inspired the man to wrestle the weapons away from those teen thugs. The man had nothing - nothing - to do with it at all.

Geez, some people can just state the obvious. Drinking Beverage

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