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04-12-2014, 07:51 AM
The Blasphemy Thread
In Mark 3:28-29, the Bible say that "all sins and blasphemes will be forgiven for the sons of men. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, but is guilty of an eternal sin."

I thought about that for a while and then came up with this thread. Its purpose is for people to have a place to blaspheme against the Holy Spirit so that whenever a new theist comes to TTA to proselytize, we can redirect him to this thread to show him that we're beyond saving.

I'll go first: Fuck you, Holy Spirit. You can suck my dick.

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04-12-2014, 08:00 AM
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I do not have any idea what "blaspheme against the holy spirit" actually means but whatever it is, I'm in.

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04-12-2014, 08:03 AM
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You're a poopy head, holy spirit.

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04-12-2014, 08:08 AM
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(04-12-2014 07:51 AM)Vosur Wrote:  Fuck you, Holy Spirit.

Perhaps some definitions of what it might mean to blaspheme the Holy Spirit. Wink

In the meantime, I've fucked the Holy Spirit...to be honest it was pretty unsatisfactory.

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04-12-2014, 08:20 AM
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I had some Vodka last night, and this morning I peed the holy spirit into the toilet and flushed it. Tongue

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04-12-2014, 08:26 AM
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(04-12-2014 08:08 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  ...
I've fucked the Holy Spirit...to be honest it was pretty unsatisfactory.

In that case, you are the perfect person to ask...

What does the Holy Spirit's orifice look like and how do I find it?

Consider

Or are there many orifices?

ConsiderConsider

Orifii?

Blush

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04-12-2014, 08:31 AM
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I get the Holy Spirit in me when I call upon it, yelling "Oh God, fuck me harder!"

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04-12-2014, 08:31 AM
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50 million people die worldwide from everything every year on average. Babies in birth, childhood disease and famine, every age in accidents, and from crime, and natural disaster and war. If someone wants to claim a god is all powerful but needs a mere mortal to defend it, not only does that god look like it is not all powerful, but if it cares about being called names, would make it a petty dick with their priorities screwed up.

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04-12-2014, 08:31 AM
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I'm flashing back to Mallrats and the conversations about superheroes' bodily functions

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04-12-2014, 08:33 AM
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(04-12-2014 08:31 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I get the Holy Spirit in me when I call upon it, yelling "Oh God, fuck me harder!"

I think Nurse wins the internet.
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