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04-12-2014, 08:36 AM
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(04-12-2014 08:08 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  In the meantime, I've fucked the Holy Spirit...to be honest it was pretty unsatisfactory.

Google image search for 'holy spirit' throws up loads of white bird/dove type things like this...

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So I can see that would be pretty unsatisfactory. Not that I've tried fucking a pigeon but it must be a tricky manoeuvre especially with a live one.

Anyway, my blaspheme would be 'fuck off you holy spirit pigeon, go and shit on the popes head'.

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04-12-2014, 08:51 AM
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(04-12-2014 08:26 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(04-12-2014 08:08 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  ...
I've fucked the Holy Spirit...to be honest it was pretty unsatisfactory.

In that case, you are the perfect person to ask...

What does the Holy Spirit's orifice look like and how do I find it?

Consider

Or are there many orifices?

ConsiderConsider

Orifii?

Blush

You just have to believe. And believe me when I tell you there's a better lay out there. The Holy Spirit just doesn't have it going on.

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04-12-2014, 08:51 AM
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Islamic blasphemy.
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04-12-2014, 09:06 AM
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(04-12-2014 08:00 AM)unfogged Wrote:  I do not have any idea what "blaspheme against the holy spirit" actually means but whatever it is, I'm in.

By my understanding to "blaspheme against the holy spirit" is to deny a miracle of the lord was infact a miracle of the lord. (So not insluting the holy spirit.) Which is great except everything is a direct result of a miraculous act perpetrated by god intentionally caused by god.

Ever watched one of those mega-church exorcisms and said it was bullshit? Ever thanked your mother for a lovely slice of cake? Ever said that the world rose from naturalistic causes? Blasphemed against the holy spirit your going to hell.

Ha ha ha. Holy spirit. I've blasphemed against you and I'm not going to hell; I will just cease to exist when I die. Presumably in some kind of fiery inferno after having snapped and trying to burn down an orphanage. (Surprising nobody.)

And Topic: The holy spirit is a dumb cunt.

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

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04-12-2014, 09:29 AM
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Godammit! (One of my Dad's greatest hits)
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04-12-2014, 09:32 AM
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The spirit doesn't exist. BOOM

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04-12-2014, 09:50 AM
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To all the people in the world who are full of shit I say to you "You are obviously filled with the Holy Spirit". Smile

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04-12-2014, 10:02 AM
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The Holy Spirit is bad in bed? Confused Well, that's a sad notion; everyone should have an even chance.

Then again... a "Holy Spirit" is a figment of someone's imagination so, being atheist, I'm not into the whole mind fuck thing.

Fuck off Holy Spirit, I got shit to do. Drinking Beverage

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04-12-2014, 10:10 AM
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Jesus fucking Christ I forgot what I was gonna say.
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04-12-2014, 10:36 AM
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I doubt the holy spirit (or any non-alcoholic spirits) exists, I doubt all claims of miracles, I do not belive the holy spirit has ever done anything. The holy spirit is a myth designed for controlling the public.

Instead I believe in the horny spirit, which has been demonstrated to exist and is responsible for babies, car ads, CGI enhancement, boob physics, sex toys, and porn. May you all be blessed by the horny spirit, with squishy juices and lots of screakong for all. May the hole and rod guide you and comfort you all the days of your life.
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