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04-12-2014, 11:36 AM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(04-12-2014 10:36 AM)OddGamer Wrote:  I doubt the holy spirit (or any non-alcoholic spirits) exists, I doubt all claims of miracles, I do not belive the holy spirit has ever done anything. The holy spirit is a myth designed for controlling the public.

Instead I believe in the horny spirit, which has been demonstrated to exist and is responsible for babies, car ads, CGI enhancement, boob physics, sex toys, and porn. May you all be blessed by the horny spirit, with squishy juices and lots of screakong for all. May the hole and rod guide you and comfort you all the days of your life.

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04-12-2014, 12:01 PM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
Not one of these admittedly offensive and obnoxious "proposals" falls under the definition of blaspheming the Spirit. There has been no blaspheming the Spirit in this thread, although at other TTA threads, it sure seems so...

Also, Jesus Christ said:

"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people... Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him..." - Matthew 12:31-32

You are all forgiven for what was posted on this thread. God loves you. Jesus Christ died for you, and for me. He died for our sin, He rose so that trusting Him we receive eternal life.

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04-12-2014, 12:04 PM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(04-12-2014 12:01 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  Not one of these admittedly offensive and obnoxious "proposals" falls under the definition of blaspheming the Spirit. There has been no blaspheming the Spirit in this thread, although at other TTA threads, it sure seems so...

Also, Jesus Christ said:

"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people... Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him..." - Matthew 12:31-32

You are all forgiven for what was posted on this thread. God loves you. Jesus Christ died for you, and for me. He died for our sin, He rose so that trusting Him we receive eternal life.

Your god dies not exist, you are living a lie, and when you are done wasting your life and you pass into nothingness the world won't notice and you will be forgotten.

And you know it too.

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04-12-2014, 12:09 PM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(04-12-2014 12:01 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  Not one of these admittedly offensive and obnoxious "proposals" falls under the definition of blaspheming the Spirit. There has been no blaspheming the Spirit in this thread, although at other TTA threads, it sure seems so...

Also, Jesus Christ said:

"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people... Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him..." - Matthew 12:31-32

You are all forgiven for what was posted on this thread. God loves you. Jesus Christ died for you, and for me. He died for our sin, He rose so that trusting Him we receive eternal life.

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04-12-2014, 12:21 PM
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2 people walk into a totally empty room. 1 Guy points to the middle of the room and says to the other guy, "Want to sit on that chair and have it jerk you off and have all kinds of kinky sex with you?"

The other guy said, "You're fucking nuts! There is no fucking horny chair in the middle of the damn room."

Oh my, but the greatest blasphemy is to claim that something exists when it doesn't, and then the next greatest blasphemy against reason is to blasphemy something that doesn't exist.

That horny fucking chair can blow me.

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04-12-2014, 12:29 PM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(04-12-2014 12:01 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  Not one of these admittedly offensive and obnoxious "proposals" falls under the definition of blaspheming the Spirit. There has been no blaspheming the Spirit in this thread, although at other TTA threads, it sure seems so...

Also, Jesus Christ said:

"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people... Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him..." - Matthew 12:31-32

You are all forgiven for what was posted on this thread. God loves you. Jesus Christ died for you, and for me. He died for our sin, He rose so that trusting Him we receive eternal life.

Fine. Jesus was possessed by a demon and not born of a virgin, God and Beelzebub are one and the same, and the Holy Spirit is evil incarnate.

I'm serious about the last part. People have committed atrocities in the name of religion.

So yeah, the Holy Spirit can fuck off. This should satisfy your blaspheme requirements.

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04-12-2014, 01:01 PM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(04-12-2014 12:01 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  Not one of these admittedly offensive and obnoxious "proposals" falls under the definition of blaspheming the Spirit. There has been no blaspheming the Spirit in this thread, although at other TTA threads, it sure seems so...

Also, Jesus Christ said:

"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people... Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him..." - Matthew 12:31-32

You are all forgiven for what was posted on this thread. God loves you. Jesus Christ died for you, and for me. He died for our sin, He rose so that trusting Him we receive eternal life.

Oh for fuck's sake, go peddle your woo somewhere else where others might give a shit.

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04-12-2014, 01:10 PM
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
(04-12-2014 12:01 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  Not one of these admittedly offensive and obnoxious "proposals" falls under the definition of blaspheming the Spirit. There has been no blaspheming the Spirit in this thread, although at other TTA threads, it sure seems so...

Jesus did nothing except by the power of the devil.

There, now I have "properly" blasphemed the devil, the holy spirit.

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04-12-2014, 01:10 PM
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"Blasphemy is a victimless crime."

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04-12-2014, 01:50 PM
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(04-12-2014 12:01 PM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  Also, Jesus Christ said:

"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people... Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him..." - Matthew 12:31-32

So what you're saying is Matthew did a bad job fact-checking his work when he copied Mark?
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