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19-03-2012, 04:34 PM
The Cat Who Could Go Through Walls.
Sometimes I'll wake up and when I was sure I had left my cat inside my room he'll be outside it sleeping on a chair in the living room, sometimes when I was so sure my cat was inside my house he'll end up outside, sometimes when I was so sure that my cat was outside he'll be inside my room...

Is my cat god? Huh
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19-03-2012, 04:37 PM
RE: The Cat Who Could Go Through Walls.
No, I think your god is cat. And you need to stop questioning his ways.
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19-03-2012, 05:13 PM
RE: The Cat Who Could Go Through Walls.
Cats are sneaky fuckers able to rearrange their bones into all sorts of unnatural positions.
Chances are you have a hole somewhere to the outside that your cat and likely rats have become fond of. Find the hole. Expect rats or possums.

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19-03-2012, 09:15 PM
RE: The Cat Who Could Go Through Walls.
(19-03-2012 05:13 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Cats are sneaky fuckers able to rearrange their bones into all sorts of unnatural positions.
Chances are you have a hole somewhere to the outside that your cat and likely rats have become fond of. Find the hole. Expect rats or possums.

Sometimes he sneaks out of my room when I open the door without me noticing, and I think I've become so used to letting him in and out of the house that when I do it I don't remember because it's such a routine thing.

Still, freaks me out sometimes. Sad
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19-03-2012, 09:19 PM
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Cats are satanic. And while I no longer believe in Satan, that does not change my opinion and now you've lent more evidence to my belief.
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19-03-2012, 10:15 PM
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(19-03-2012 09:19 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Cats are satanic. And while I no longer believe in Satan, that does not change my opinion and now you've lent more evidence to my belief.
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Nah-uh. You leave the furry felines alone, Erxy.

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19-03-2012, 10:20 PM
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(19-03-2012 10:15 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  
(19-03-2012 09:19 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Cats are satanic. And while I no longer believe in Satan, that does not change my opinion and now you've lent more evidence to my belief.
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Nah-uh. You leave the furry felines alone, Erxy.

Cats are fucking awesome Smile

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19-03-2012, 10:26 PM
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I'll scratch your eyes out Dodgy
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20-03-2012, 12:48 AM
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Cats... they think they're god but...
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21-03-2012, 04:01 AM
RE: The Cat Who Could Go Through Walls.
Pixel is your cat??

Apparently the only way to cure this is to teach him that it is impossible.

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