(24-11-2012 01:49 AM)I and I Wrote:
(23-11-2012 07:57 PM)Dark Light Wrote: Fuck I and I, just turn the thread into whatever the fuck you want to. From my signature, this philosophy should not be surprising. Anyway, I have given it some thought, my philosophy professor was sure that the chicken came first, however I do not agree. The answers I have came to are as follows, if you have valid alternatives, please share.
Fuck you too...
Answer 1: Obviously, the egg came first. A creature VERY similar to a chicken, but not quite chicken layed the first chicken egg and raised it.
Answer 2: Are you serious you dumb-fuck? They came at the same time. The egg contains the chicken, even if it is embryonic, the chicken developed in the egg. You cannot separate the two.
Answer 3: YOU FOOL! You think time is linear? Go blow your brains in right now and rid me of your stupidity!
Answer 4: There are no chickens and no eggs you numb-skull! Everything you perceive are just figments of your imagination.
you mean fragment of your imagination?
Figment implies imagination, so how does one imagine that they are imagining something?
My mind is blown by the quoted person's wit. I and I, if I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off your mom's face.