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12-04-2013, 10:09 AM
The "Dammit" Thread
For when you screw something up or have an accident and need to yell "dammit" but no one is around to hear you cuss your stupidity or clumsiness.

DAMMIT!!!! Just spilled my fucking ramen noodles all over me and my office floor. Now I have to clean it up AND go buy a soup and waste money on lunch. Goddamn chubby fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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12-04-2013, 10:21 AM
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Dammit...looked at my bank account this morning to make sure my direct deposit was there and my car payment had processed and found out that someone hacked my account. Trip to the bank, cancel card and order new and then call to report fraudulent charge...spiffy way to start of my Friday.

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12-04-2013, 10:22 AM
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A few month back when it was cold, I brought a cup of hot water from the house to pour on my windshield because there was a layer of frost.

I poured it on, and to prevent that water from freezing, I turned on the windshield wipers... while I was standing on the side of the car... in the direction of the wipers.

I got drenched.

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12-04-2013, 10:27 AM
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I have also just realized that the "Dammit" thread can show us how big of an asshole people are. In some not-so-funny and fucking hilarious ways.

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12-04-2013, 10:27 AM
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(12-04-2013 10:21 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Dammit...looked at my bank account this morning to make sure my direct deposit was there and my car payment had processed and found out that someone hacked my account. Trip to the bank, cancel card and order new and then call to report fraudulent charge...spiffy way to start of my Friday.

Hope that goes better No

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12-04-2013, 10:35 AM
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godfuckingdamnit. Dodgy

I have to drive SLOWLY on the highway this weekend because I have come to the conclusion that my tires are fucking tissue paper thin. Had I checked this earlier in the week, I would have possibly had them changed by now and ready for my 150 mile trip today and my return trip on Monday. Angry fuckfuckfuckdamnitfuck

Where I live, no tire establishment has these fucking "special" size tires so I've ordered them and they will be here on Monday. Can I afford them? NO. Will I be getting A FUCKING CREDIT CARD?!? Undecided yes.

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12-04-2013, 10:40 AM
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(12-04-2013 10:35 AM)kim Wrote:  godfuckingdamnit. Dodgy

I have to drive SLOWLY on the highway this weekend because I have come to the conclusion that my tires are fucking tissue paper thin. Had I checked this earlier in the week, I would have possibly had them changed by now and ready for my 150 mile trip today and my return trip on Monday. Angry fuckfuckfuckdamnitfuck

Where I live, no tire establishment has these fucking "special" size tires so I've ordered them and they will be here on Monday. Can I afford them? NO. Will I be getting A FUCKING CREDIT CARD?!? Undecided yes.

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No chance anywhere you are going or anywhere on the way can't help you out and have them in stock?

Although I hate Firestone, Goodyear, and Sears, they might be able to get 4 tires on short notice. That would be far better than having to drive on them. We don't want to lose our Kim Thumbsup

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13-04-2013, 05:38 PM
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(12-04-2013 10:22 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  A few month back when it was cold, I brought a cup of hot water from the house to pour on my windshield because there was a layer of frost.

I poured it on, and to prevent that water from freezing, I turned on the windshield wipers... while I was standing on the side of the car... in the direction of the wipers.

I got drenched.


Dude, you really are from the South. I'd advice against doing this in the future if you'd like to avoid cracking your windshield. SMH

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14-04-2013, 04:00 AM
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(13-04-2013 05:38 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(12-04-2013 10:22 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  A few month back when it was cold, I brought a cup of hot water from the house to pour on my windshield because there was a layer of frost.

I poured it on, and to prevent that water from freezing, I turned on the windshield wipers... while I was standing on the side of the car... in the direction of the wipers.

I got drenched.


Dude, you really are from the South. I'd advice against doing this in the future if you'd like to avoid cracking your windshield. SMH

Dammit Erx, this is the dammit thread. This is no time for a lecture.

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14-04-2013, 04:12 AM
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Damnit!

I can't find the Ranting thread!

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