The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
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07-07-2015, 06:11 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 06:04 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 04:09 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  Is that picture real?

It looks shopped, but given that we've discovered 10,000-year-old dildos, I'll still agree with the overall assessment of "man, porn is old!".

10,000 is nothing. If this site is to be believed then oldest is 28,000 years old.

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07-07-2015, 06:48 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 06:11 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 06:04 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  It looks shopped, but given that we've discovered 10,000-year-old dildos, I'll still agree with the overall assessment of "man, porn is old!".

10,000 is nothing. If this site is to be believed then oldest is 28,000 years old.

I knew it was at least that old, but I didn't remember the exact age.

Still, it's not surprising. Dildos/porn are pretty basic on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Once you've gotten food and shelter covered, you need to find something to do with your free time.

Fun fact: ancient people came up with porn, dildos, and booze thousands of years before writing.
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07-07-2015, 07:38 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 06:48 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 06:11 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  10,000 is nothing. If this site is to be believed then oldest is 28,000 years old.

I knew it was at least that old, but I didn't remember the exact age.

Still, it's not surprising. Dildos/porn are pretty basic on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Once you've gotten food and shelter covered, you need to find something to do with your free time.

Fun fact: ancient people came up with porn, dildos, and booze thousands of years before writing.

It may be not surprising but it's kinda funny. Simple dildo being far older than Roman Empire - it's hilarious Smile

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07-07-2015, 08:06 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 07:38 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  It may be not surprising but it's kinda funny. Simple dildo being far older than Roman Empire - it's hilarious Smile

Dildo, who posts on this site is older than the Roman Empire???

No wonder he worships Aphrodite. Shocking

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07-07-2015, 09:42 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 06:48 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Fun fact: ancient people came up with porn, dildos, and booze thousands of years before writing.

Build a house, eat, then get drunk and screw. They had their priorities right.
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07-07-2015, 11:27 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 03:13 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 01:50 AM)Banjo Wrote:  What was the best thing before sliced bread???
Well, since Cookie Monster was thinking while in an art museum, I'll go with cave people art to answer this question:

[Image: world_heritage3.jpg]

I need glasses or something. Is that a girl with pompoms on her hands and legs or is it some sort of animal?

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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07-07-2015, 11:32 AM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 06:48 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 06:11 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  10,000 is nothing. If this site is to be believed then oldest is 28,000 years old.

I knew it was at least that old, but I didn't remember the exact age.

Still, it's not surprising. Dildos/porn are pretty basic on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Once you've gotten food and shelter covered, you need to find something to do with your free time.

Fun fact: ancient people came up with porn, dildos, and booze thousands of years before writing.


Damn stone dildo has to be kinda cold. Hopefully it came with instructions to submerge it in warm water for a few minutes before usage.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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07-07-2015, 12:21 PM
RE: The Deepest thoughts of Cookie Monster
(07-07-2015 11:32 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 06:48 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Fun fact: ancient people came up with porn, dildos, and booze thousands of years before writing.


Damn stone dildo has to be kinda cold. Hopefully it came with instructions to submerge it in warm water for a few minutes before usage.

That happened once they invented writing. I wouldn't be surprised if the earliest forms of writing were dildo-warming instructions or booze recipes.
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