The Desparation Of (A)theism Exemplified
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03-07-2013, 09:20 PM
The Desparation Of (A)theism Exemplified
Lets say I told a friend of mine that I was going to the mall to buy a winter coat. Let's say I did that. Lets say I told another friend of mine that I bought a winter coat at the mall.

Contradictory explanations? No. Chronological and topical explanations of the same event in an order accordingly.

Let me explain, in case they didn't teach you how to think for yourself in your mode of so called "education."

The chronological is given in the order of time.

1. I went to the mall.

2. I bought a winter coat.

The topical is given according to the significance of the account.

1. I bought this coat.

2. At the mall.

They don't contradict.

Lets say that you were a "reasonable" person. No problem with this mundane series of facts.

Lets say you were emotionally fixed as a theist or an atheist to disect this series of events like a blind woodsman.

There were forums for and forums against and the battle lines drawn in the dusty ruins of history repeating itself you suddenly found yourself in the dark ages. Transported through time.

Wouldn't that be cool? No? Well yes it would, because you could fuck with people's minds. People's minds . . .

Ha.

Yeah, well, people's minds are simultanously void of abstract and filled with bunk.

That's what's so fun about this.

The desperation of the atheist in seeing a contradiction in the chronological and the topical creation accounts is a a pretty good indication of human stupidity.

Just thought I would let you ignorant mother fucking atheists know that.
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03-07-2013, 09:43 PM
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My advice, change your medication

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03-07-2013, 10:05 PM
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(03-07-2013 09:43 PM)PeterKA Wrote:  My advice, change your medication

Oh, shit. I would have thought that medical science would have provided me with the proper medication. After all. Science (two college dropouts in a parents garage) would surely provide thise meme with all the fucking drugs I needed that wouldn't send me to prison, White Boy Hitler cock sucker.

I''m from the future. We raped and killed your ass in the name of your own blind stupidity.

BUTT. Shut the fuck up and argue the point. Instead of sitting round and licking your wounds, Idiot.
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03-07-2013, 10:57 PM
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I find it strange that you and another member have the exact same signature....
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03-07-2013, 10:58 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2013 11:04 PM by ridethespiral.)
RE: The Desparation Of (A)theism Exemplified
(03-07-2013 10:05 PM)The Theist Wrote:  
(03-07-2013 09:43 PM)PeterKA Wrote:  My advice, change your medication

Oh, shit. I would have thought that medical science would have provided me with the proper medication. After all. Science (two college dropouts in a parents garage) would surely provide thise meme with all the fucking drugs I needed that wouldn't send me to prison, White Boy Hitler cock sucker.

I''m from the future. We raped and killed your ass in the name of your own blind stupidity.

BUTT. Shut the fuck up and argue the point. Instead of sitting round and licking your wounds, Idiot.

What point? You spent

a

great deal

many

lines of text

that could

have

been

in

paragraphs

explaining how an event could be described in past or present tense (thanks for the brilliant coat/mall analogy, after all I flunked out of my fancy pants secular grammer school and I don't know if I could have pieced that together on my own with garage science) but you never cited one example of it (not that finding such an example would amount to dick). So what, I ask again, is this point? Or did you just want to show us all how you finally learned that "He done went and did..." is no way to begin a sentence?

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03-07-2013, 11:10 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2013 11:29 PM by fstratzero.)
RE: The Desparation Of (A)theism Exemplified
(03-07-2013 09:20 PM)The Theist Wrote:  Lets say I told a friend of mine that I was going to the mall to buy a winter coat. Let's say I did that. Lets say I told another friend of mine that I bought a winter coat at the mall.

Contradictory explanations? No. Chronological and topical explanations of the same event in an order accordingly.

Let me explain, in case they didn't teach you how to think for yourself in your mode of so called "education."

The chronological is given in the order of time.

1. I went to the mall.

2. I bought a winter coat.

The topical is given according to the significance of the account.

1. I bought this coat.

2. At the mall.

They don't contradict.

Lets say that you were a "reasonable" person. No problem with this mundane series of facts.

Lets say you were emotionally fixed as a theist or an atheist to disect this series of events like a blind woodsman.

There were forums for and forums against and the battle lines drawn in the dusty ruins of history repeating itself you suddenly found yourself in the dark ages. Transported through time.

Wouldn't that be cool? No? Well yes it would, because you could fuck with people's minds. People's minds . . .

Ha.

Yeah, well, people's minds are simultanously void of abstract and filled with bunk.

That's what's so fun about this.

The desperation of the atheist in seeing a contradiction in the chronological and the topical creation accounts is a a pretty good indication of human stupidity.

Just thought I would let you ignorant mother fucking atheists know that.

Chronological order and human language are not the same thing.

Also those things are not facts with out evidence. They are merely assertions of something you may have or have not done in reality. Worded in two different ways in an attempt to show that atheists do not understand English.

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03-07-2013, 11:43 PM
RE: The Desparation Of (A)theism Exemplified
I, for one, would like to thank the Theist for opening my eyes.

I usually struggle to understand and accommodate believers. I won't go the whole nine yards with them, but so long as we've got good fences we can be good neighbors, and I'm kinda curious about what they believe and how it affects their lives. I'm one of those obnoxiously naive optimists who thinks everyone can get along and respect one another, without malice or bitterness or hate, and for the most part that plays out the way I'd imagine. That's one of the reasons I like the podcast. Seth, far more than others (Dillahunty, Dawkins), quite clearly puts himself in the believer's shoes and is content to honestly disagree and then go out for coffee.

But every now and then, this Pollyanna world view needs a hefty wakeup call. Some people just aren't respectful, aren't honest in their disagreement, and are just total jerks about things. And I guess this month's wake-up quota has just been met.

(Note to self. DON'T check out that site in the sig. If the two people I've seen linking to it are any indicator at all, the environment is more toxic than Venus.)

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03-07-2013, 11:44 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2013 11:52 PM by PeterKA.)
RE: The Desparation Of (A)theism Exemplified
(03-07-2013 10:05 PM)The Theist Wrote:  
(03-07-2013 09:43 PM)PeterKA Wrote:  My advice, change your medication

Oh, shit. I would have thought that medical science would have provided me with the proper medication. After all. Science (two college dropouts in a parents garage) would surely provide thise meme with all the fucking drugs I needed that wouldn't send me to prison, White Boy Hitler cock sucker.

I''m from the future. We raped and killed your ass in the name of your own blind stupidity.

BUTT. Shut the fuck up and argue the point. Instead of sitting round and licking your wounds, Idiot.

Should i shut up first or argue the point? Make your mind up. That's about as confusing to my poor, blindly stupid atheist mind as, oh i don't know, using a grammatical perspective to disprove Atheism

..rest of text removed as already bored with troll feeding

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04-07-2013, 12:45 AM
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You need an example from biblical text or this is just ramblings. Either cite an example from the bible in which you believe atheist do as you suggest so that we can actually respond to your "point", or we can only consider this your desperate ramblings.

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04-07-2013, 04:17 AM
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(03-07-2013 10:57 PM)slydog Wrote:  I find it strange that you and another member have the exact same signature....

Do you? And yet you are well aware that we are the same.

Hurry, modern day superstitious village idiot. Hurry and call out "Troll!" "Sock Puppet!"

Anything to shut up the opposition. Democrat! Republican! Liberal!

Idiot.
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