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03-12-2012, 07:56 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2012 09:15 PM by Phaedrus.)
The Divine Twinkie
1. Whatever begins to exist has a cause

2. The universe began to exist

3. Therefore the universe had a cause

4. This cause we call Twinkies


Because Twinkies are eternal, they do not require a cause. Being the only thing in the known universe that never decays into anything else, clearly Twinkies created the universe.

However, since many Twinkies were created, that means that the universe had a cause: to construct more Twinkies.

This divine goal was briefly achieved between the years of 1930 and 2012.

But travesty of travesties! Due to the actions of the evil, heretical Bakers Union, production of Twinkies has ceased! We have lost our holy mandate! And in light of our failure to accomplish our mission, the Divine Twinkie will destroy us all!

November 9, December 21 -- There are 42 days between them! 42! The ultimate answer to the ultimate question!


We shall all surely perish! Pray for your soooooouls!!!!!!

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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03-12-2012, 08:09 PM
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(03-12-2012 07:56 PM)Phaedrus Wrote:  1. Whatever begins to exist has a cause

2. The universe began to exist

3. Therefore the universe had a cause

4. This cause we call Twinkies


Because Twinkies are eternal, they do not require a cause. Being the only thing in the known universe that never decays into anything else, clearly Twinkies created the universe.

However, since many Twinkies were created, that means that the universe had a cause: to construct more Twinkies.

This divine goal was briefly achieved between the years of 1930 and 2012.

But travesty of travesties! Due to the actions of the evil, heretical Bakers Union, production of Twinkies has ceased! We have lost our holy mandate! And in light of our failure to accomplish our mission, the Divine Twinkie will destroy us all!

November 9, December 21 -- There are 42 days between them! 42! The ultimate answer to the ultimate question!


We shall all surely perish! Pray for your soooooouls!!!!!!

Twinkies always existed. They are non-contingent.
As ever your friend,
Dr. William Lane Craig.

(too many carbs anyway)

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03-12-2012, 08:12 PM
RE: You're all wrong
*Dramatic music* God is dead.

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03-12-2012, 09:12 PM
RE: You're all wrong
I've never had a Twinkie before.
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03-12-2012, 09:16 PM
RE: You're all wrong
(03-12-2012 09:12 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  I've never had a Twinkie before.
You're not missing anything.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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03-12-2012, 09:17 PM
RE: You're all wrong
(03-12-2012 09:16 PM)Phaedrus Wrote:  
(03-12-2012 09:12 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  I've never had a Twinkie before.
You're not missing anything.
BLASPHEMER!!!

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03-12-2012, 09:22 PM
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I never had a twinkie either... is any good?

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03-12-2012, 09:33 PM
The Divine Twinkie
(03-12-2012 09:22 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I never had a twinkie either... is any good?

They are fantastic! To a 10 year old. Drinking Beverage

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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03-12-2012, 09:37 PM
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(03-12-2012 09:33 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(03-12-2012 09:22 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I never had a twinkie either... is any good?

They are fantastic! To a 10 year old. Drinking Beverage
like anything else... good, no biggie then Drinking Beverage

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03-12-2012, 09:41 PM
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*Shovels in his last box of Twinkies*
I'm not 10. I'm WAY more than 10! Censored

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