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03-12-2012, 09:45 PM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
You also forgot to add all the ridiculousness in like flooding the planet, lots of genocide, degradation against women, hatred against homosexuals, human sacrifice, etc.

We all know Twinkies are serious business so that's not the ridiculous part.

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04-12-2012, 10:05 AM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
The Twinkie is a false god. There's no *chocolate!*

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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04-12-2012, 10:06 AM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
(04-12-2012 10:05 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  The Twinkie is a false god. There's no *chocolate!*


To all you Twinks: There was once a chocolate-frosted Twinkie. Truth.

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04-12-2012, 10:11 AM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
(04-12-2012 10:06 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 10:05 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  The Twinkie is a false god. There's no *chocolate!*


To all you Twinks: There was once a chocolate-frosted Twinkie. Truth.
Oh, sure. Son of Twinkie. Rolleyes

Next you're going to try to tell us it was killed, buried, and on the third day it rose to heaven. Not buying it.

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04-12-2012, 10:18 AM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2012 10:52 AM by Aseptic Skeptic.)
RE: The Divine Twinkie
(04-12-2012 10:11 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  Next you're going to try to tell us it was killed, buried, and on the third day it rose to heaven. Not buying it.

No, it was eaten, shat, and on the turd day it stank to high heaven.

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04-12-2012, 10:44 AM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
(04-12-2012 10:11 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 10:06 AM)Chas Wrote:  To all you Twinks: There was once a chocolate-frosted Twinkie. Truth.
Oh, sure. Son of Twinkie. Rolleyes

Next you're going to try to tell us it was killed, buried, and on the third day it rose to heaven. Not buying it.
It didn't rise to heaven, it was heaven.

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04-12-2012, 11:29 AM
The Divine Twinkie
(03-12-2012 09:41 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  *Shovels in his last box of Twinkies*
I'm not 10. I'm WAY more than 10! Censored

Give me one of those you greedy bastard. Maybe I'll still like them after all. Dodgy

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04-12-2012, 11:31 AM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
(04-12-2012 11:29 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(03-12-2012 09:41 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  *Shovels in his last box of Twinkies*
I'm not 10. I'm WAY more than 10! Censored

Give me one of those you greedy bastard. Maybe I'll still like them after all. Dodgy


No. You won't. Drinking Beverage

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04-12-2012, 05:01 PM
RE: The Divine Twinkie
(04-12-2012 11:29 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(03-12-2012 09:41 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  *Shovels in his last box of Twinkies*
I'm not 10. I'm WAY more than 10! Censored

Give me one of those you greedy bastard. Maybe I'll still like them after all. Dodgy
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04-12-2012, 05:11 PM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2012 05:14 PM by Vosur.)
RE: The Divine Twinkie
None of the 20th century dictators worshipped the divine twinkie. Hitler, for instance, killed several million jews because he didn't believe in the divine twinkie. There's your proof that not believing in it makes you an immoral person!

Checkmate, atwinkietheists. Smile

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