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18-05-2011, 10:00 AM
The End is Nigh!
Check it out Smile

I added milliseconds for a laugh..
http://thethinkingatheist.com/

And I wonder what will happen when the timer reaches 0?

I'll leave that for you to guess!

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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18-05-2011, 10:17 AM
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Awesome!

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18-05-2011, 11:04 AM
 
RE: The End is Nigh!
(18-05-2011 10:00 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  Check it out Smile

I added milliseconds for a laugh..
http://thethinkingatheist.com/

And I wonder what will happen when the timer reaches 0?

I'll leave that for you to guess!
Come the Rapture we'll have our choice of free cars! Tongue

I have shirts funing with this at my Zazzle shop. (See WEBSITE button below) Wink

I wonder since Fundy's will get the bad news on Saturday the 21st what the Televangelist's will be doing in their live broadcasts the day after.

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18-05-2011, 11:09 AM
 
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What timezone do you think Jesus will use?
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18-05-2011, 11:16 AM
 
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(18-05-2011 11:09 AM)Atheist Troll Wrote:  What timezone do you think Jesus will use?

Oh, Pishaw. Gregorian calendars and time zones are soooo yesterday! When Jesus comes, didn't you know? Everyone in every timezone across the globe will see him at the same time. Timex's will run backwards and Rolex will have a conniption! Tongue
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18-05-2011, 12:17 PM
 
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Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! The rapture killing everybody up in here!
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18-05-2011, 01:23 PM
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(18-05-2011 10:00 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  And I wonder what will happen when the timer reaches 0?

According to the cnn interview I saw today with a reporter who traveled with the "good news" caravan, a massive earthquake will ripple from time zone to time zone.

I wonder if land surfing is possible.....Idea

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18-05-2011, 09:12 PM (This post was last modified: 19-05-2011 12:01 AM by DeepThought.)
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(18-05-2011 11:09 AM)Atheist Troll Wrote:  What timezone do you think Jesus will use?

pssh! We all know God is American, CST timezone to be exact.

Don't tell any theists but StarkRaving keeps him chained to a tree behind the shed. The tree trunk and chains have been padded so he can't hurt himself or others. The dogs growl at him and rough him up periodically.

I guess most dogs have good instincts with reading someones personality, especially if they are psychopathic killers!

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I don't have a large enough backyard to keep him, he gets pretty smelly in summer!
Its a good thing he's kept away from the general public. Atheists do so much good in the world and the theists refuse to see it. Sad

If the theists find out they will try to set him loose. Who knows what will happen then!

Real atheists know God exists and we just would rather serve Satan... Just goes to show your not a real atheist if you didn't know that! Tongue

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18-05-2011, 11:07 PM
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I'm in England. As it's supposedly going from timezone to timezone I'll log on at just past midnight my time and let you know whether or not it's time to pray like hell lol

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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18-05-2011, 11:19 PM
 
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Being in Australia, hopefully I'll have front row seats to the end of the world!

I'll log on and let you know if Australia survives the first wave!
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