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27-08-2013, 09:48 PM
The Evolutionist Prayer
From the Facebook page Biblical Creation:

THE EVOLUTIONIST PRAYER

Evolution Loves Me This I Know, For The Text Books Tell Me So

Little Ones To Apes Belong, Humans Are Weak But Chimps Are Strong

Yes, Dawkins Loves Me, Yes, Darwin Loves Me, Yes, Hawkings Loves Me

Unobservable Science Tells Me So..
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27-08-2013, 10:07 PM
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(27-08-2013 09:48 PM)Atheist_pilgrim Wrote:  From the Facebook page Biblical Creation:

THE EVOLUTIONIST PRAYER

Evolution Loves Me This I Know, For The Text Books Tell Me So

Little Ones To Apes Belong, Humans Are Weak But Chimps Are Strong

Yes, Dawkins Loves Me, Yes, Darwin Loves Me, Yes, Hawkings Loves Me

Unobservable Science Tells Me So..

.... who's supposed to be embarrassed by this, again?

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27-08-2013, 10:15 PM
RE: The Evolutionist Prayer
How am I supposed to respond?
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27-08-2013, 10:25 PM
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Shocking

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27-08-2013, 10:48 PM
RE: The Evolutionist Prayer
So, you felt this collection of meaningless drivel merited a thread ?

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28-08-2013, 12:20 AM
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(27-08-2013 10:48 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  So, you felt this collection of meaningless drivel merited a thread ?

Yup. Especially since it exemplifies the wacky content of the Biblical Creation FB page, which I became aware of today due to a Xian friend's post, and decided to give it a follow. I've been out of that mix since 2007, so I figured it would be profitable to see what machinations the ID community is currently up to...
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28-08-2013, 03:29 AM
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herp derp Hobo

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28-08-2013, 03:56 AM
RE: The Evolutionist Prayer
...

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but he is strong.

Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
The Bible tells me so.


The Bible tells me so... So the implication of this travesty is that having a random book full of crap to tell you fairy stories is *better* than "unobservable science" (whatever the fuck that is)...
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28-08-2013, 08:21 AM
RE: The Evolutionist Prayer
(28-08-2013 03:56 AM)morondog Wrote:  ...

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but he is strong.

Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
The Bible tells me so.


The Bible tells me so... So the implication of this travesty is that having a random book full of crap to tell you fairy stories is *better* than "unobservable science" (whatever the fuck that is)...

It's a pretty wacky FB page, to be sure...lots more stuff like that on there! If nothing else, it is an interesting view into the ID/religious mindset. Ray Comfort is their hero, and posts concerning discoveries of "giants" and chariot wheels on the bottom of the Red Sea are greeted with joyous comments from the righteous. And of course, evolution is slammed quite often.
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28-08-2013, 08:26 AM
RE: The Evolutionist Prayer
Who's Hawkings? Hobo

Many verses are like silver threads
tied on the chimes of the stars-
if you pull them,
a silver peal makes the horizon vibrate.
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