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14-10-2010, 11:05 PM
 
The FIVE DUTIES of ATHEISTS
… After repudiating the absurd beliefs of the world’s many devil cults, an atheist must realize that their devilish members do not believe those absurdities any more than do atheists. These are merely a front to discourage their victims from attacking them as criminals, but instead humor them as wayward children when they attempt to seduce atheists into joining them by adopting gradually their five institutions, each progressively more evil then the former. These five demonic institutions are the same for ALL devil cults:
…… 1. False Calendars;
…… 2. False languages;
…… 3. False Religions;
…… 4. False Economies;
and finally the ultimate evil, their Hell on earth,
…… 5. False Cities.

… Atheists must be alert to avoid this recruitment to adopt their five evil social institutions, which are symbolized by the five points on the Pentagram and the Pentagon - the non-human symbols of The Devil, and of Devil Worshipers.
… Instead atheists must work diligently to replace all five of these evil social practices with five Good social systems. Thus the following are the Five Duties of Atheists:
…… 1. Replace all false calendars with God’s One True Scientific Solar Calendar;
…… 2. Replace all false languages with God’s One True Defined Human Language;
…… 3. Replace all false religions with God’s One True Religion;
…… 4. Replace all false economies with God’s True Scientific Consumer-Based Economy;
…… 5. Replace all false cities with a global league of God’s Superhuman Cities.

… Fulfilling the first of these five duties will be the easiest, since the data for God’s One True Solar Calendar is already compiled and published by the astronomical observatories of the world. An atheist need not obtain anyone’s permission to post these calendars on his walls at home and work and on his computer, or to use these dates on his correspondence, bank checks, chat-group articles, forms, and all places where dates are needed or desired, or promoting its use by family, friends, and neighbors.
… The second duty requires slightly more effort, but this can be easily divided among a few active atheists, using as their guide the design of the human body and the Great Symbol of Man erected at Giza Egypt by leading atheists many millennia ago. These cooperating atheists can present themselves as the original World Academy of Language whose duty will be to create a Definary of Human Language, whose definitions of basic human concepts can then be translated into local vernaculars by the professors of local language academies around the world. Once this Definary is published, every atheist must fulfill his second duty by using its word definitions and correcting those who use abstract words incorrectly.
… The third duty of atheists, to adopt God’s ONE TRUE RELIGION, will be easy once the World Language Academy has defined “Religion”, “morality”, and the “Laws of God”. All that will be needed in addition will be a Moral Code and a Moral Agenda that will properly include the prosecution of devil cults for all their crimes and dangerous subversive activities.
… The fourth duty of atheists will require more extensive effort to organize scientific Consumer-based economies, first among atheists, then among the public. But this organization involves little more effort and difficulty than persuading the public to send Family Agents to local Consumer Congresses with instructions on what they want from their economy and society.
… The fifth and final duty of atheists, to imagine and design Ideal Cities, then organize, build, and populate them, will be relatively simple once scientific Consumer-Based Economies are widely operational, since the first major consumer product that consumers will order will be ideal cities for themselves, their families, and their good friends and neighbors.

............. Civilized Man ..............
... Early Autumn, Libra 22, 2010 ...
(That's October 14 on your retarded Papist calendar)
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15-10-2010, 04:11 AM
 
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This couldn't be an atheist Poe, could it?

Could it?
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15-10-2010, 08:38 AM
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(14-10-2010 11:05 PM)Civilized Man Wrote:  These five demonic institutions are the same for ALL devil cults:
…… 1. False Calendars;
…… 2. False languages;
…… 3. False Religions;
…… 4. False Economies;
and finally the ultimate evil, their Hell on earth,
…… 5. False Cities.

"False calendars"? "False languages"? "False economies"? "False cities"? What are you talking about?

Quote:… Instead atheists must work diligently to replace all five of these evil social practices with five Good social systems. Thus the following are the Five Duties of Atheists:
…… 1. Replace all false calendars with God’s One True Scientific Solar Calendar;

Are you an atheist or a theist? If you are an atheist, what are you on about with "God's One True Scientific Calendar"?

Quote:…… 2. Replace all false languages with God’s One True Defined Human Language;

Ditto.

Quote:…… 3. Replace all false religions with God’s One True Religion;

Ditto again.

Quote:…… 4. Replace all false economies with God’s True Scientific Consumer-Based Economy;

Aaand again.

Quote:…… 5. Replace all false cities with a global league of God’s Superhuman Cities.

ONE MORE TIME NOW

In short, CM, what are you talking about? It seems like you've skipped a rather important bit of explanation here. No one understands what you are saying. Can you explain further?

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15-10-2010, 09:24 AM
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I've never in my life seen someone with such a hard-on for calendars. And, when we get to the Superhuman Cities, I still have dibbs on being Spiderman. Spiderman completely rocks.

oh, and I think his message is crystal clear. He's saying "my meds have run out and I need someone to bring me more". You've got to learn to read between the lines sometimes.

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15-10-2010, 10:11 AM
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15-10-2010, 02:26 PM
 
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15-10-2010, 02:41 PM
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You're like a burger short of a happy meal, aren't you?

btw, you may want to grab a dictionary and look up the word "atheist". You may be in for quite a shock. Or, to quote Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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15-10-2010, 02:45 PM
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(15-10-2010 02:41 PM)BnW Wrote:  You're like a burger short of a happy meal, aren't you?

btw, you may want to grab a dictionary and look up the word "atheist". You may be in for quite a shock. Or, to quote Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Civilized Man doesn't know what "atheist" means?? Inconcievable!

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
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15-10-2010, 02:49 PM
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Please don't ban this guy. Pretty please! With sugar on top! This has the potential to be the most fun I've had since .... well, I'm not sure since when but it still has "potential fun" written all over it!

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I've converted a 747 into a beach house and I'm off for the weekend!

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15-10-2010, 02:49 PM
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(15-10-2010 02:26 PM)Civilized Man Wrote:  ... "Theist"? What does that mean? I know that is a Papist word, but this is obviously not a Papist article, and since all Papists are liars and frauds, I would not expect true atheists would have adopted such Papist jargon.

No, see, this is what I'm talking about. You haven't explained why you think that all Papists are liars and frauds, or even what a "Papist" is. You also haven't explained why you think that "theist" is a Papist word, or why that makes it invalid.

To answer your question ("what does that mean?"), a theist is someone who believes in a god or gods.

Quote:... What normal words do you not understand?

You misunderstand. I know the words that you are using. I understand their definitions. But the way that you are phrasing your ideas makes no sense.

Quote:Atheists are supposed to condemn Papism

What is Papism, and why are atheists "supposed" to condemn it?

Quote:because of its many absurdly false claims

This would mean that aggressive debunkers are supposed to condemn it, not atheists.

Quote:Or perhaps "God", normally understood to mean the Creator of the human species.

No, again, you misunderstand. You come to an atheist site with a post that is apparently a request for assistance from atheists, then cite God as the source of your need. Atheists do not believe in God. Why are you citing him as a reason for us to help?

Quote:... I normally would not waste my time commenting on the simple-minded Papists frauds who post here

Such as who?

Quote:... A "false Calendar" means a devilish jumble of dates that bear no relation to a true calendar that, by definition, accurately tracks the path of the Sun on its annual journey along the inclined Zodiac.

A calendar is just a way of keeping track of the passage of time. Perhaps in the past that was its definition, but it isn't any more. No one cares about where the sun is, just how much time has gone by (except for farmers and the like, who are perfectly capable of keeping track of the sun without the help of a "true" calendar).

Quote:Being insane

How can a chart of time be insane?

Quote:a False Calendar would be rejected by all normal individuals as a work of the Devil

Again, this makes no sense. Atheists do not believe in God or the Devil. Why do you continue to bring them up?

Quote:... A "False Language" is an undefined street vernacular that claims to be a Defined Language. This is a devilish babble that no normal person would ever write or speak without first defining each word before using it.

Please define "defined language", and explain which languages are and are not "defined". What is your criteria for determining what is and is not a "devilish babble that no normal person would ever write or speak"?

Quote:... A "False Religion" would be a devilish babble of absurd claims from ignorant, dishonest, fraudulent morons with evil intent toward their neighbors, a batch of absurdities that in no way resemble a true “religion”

You'll notice that I did not ask what a false religion was. From the atheist standpoint, all religions are false.

Quote:I hope that all readers realize that Man is indeed a creature who has a Creator (God)

You hope wrongly, then.

Civilized Man, do you understand what an "atheist" is? It is someone who does not believe in a god. We do not believe that mankind has a creator. What do you think that "atheist" means?

Quote:... A "False Economy" is a primitive bankster-based marketing practice invented millennia ago by club-wielding Neanderthal caveman chieftains who claim their disorderly street practice today is a modern "Economic System" called "Socialistic Capitalism". This is an absurd claim which would be rejected by any sane individual who could easily see that an economic system must be based on the long-term consumer orders of the ultimate consumers themselves, not unknown intermediate bankster-approved investors and governments.

I'm not an economist, so I'll let this pass.

Quote:Since Man was intended by his Creator to become a component of superhuman organic entity, much as the trillion of individual cells of his body are components in his supercellular human body, a scientific economy would be the economy divinely ordained for Man by God, his Creator - just as a Boeing 747 was obviously ordained by its creators to be a passenger aircraft - not a beach house or a farm tractor.

Again, you assume that we believe in a god. We don't.

Quote:... I assume, of course, that no intelligent reader here would be so stupid as to believe that Man is Not a creature who had a Creator, and that paintings have no painters, and that aircraft were not designed by any aircraft company, and that none of the operators of these entities need to follow any laws set by those creators.

............. Civilized Man ..............
... Early Autumn, Libra 23, 2010 ...
(That's October 15 on your retarded Papist calendar)

Insults get you nowhere, Civilized Man. No one here has insulted you, and I would ask you to extend the same decency.

Now, you are wrong in assuming that the members here - who, as far as I can see, are all intelligent, many of them incredibly so - believe that man has a creator. If you wish to argue that there must be one, we can do that.

To begin, your argument that we must have a creator since paintings must have painters is a false analogy. A painting is not a biological entity. It does not evolve or breed. Life-forms - including humans - do, and the process by which early life-forms arise and later become humans is completely well-explained by known physical laws. There is no need for a creator, and no evidence for one. What makes you think that we have one?

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