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12-04-2012, 06:38 PM (This post was last modified: 12-04-2012 07:29 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 05:21 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 05:18 PM)bemore Wrote:  Quietly approaches pool table, discreetly removes black sock from inside pocket and places three cue balls inside. Saunters over to the table where Lilith, Hugshie, FSM and Observer are sitting drinking shandy and cracks each one in turn a right corker in the face with the sock.

"YOU MAY RUN THIS PLACE YOU SLAGGGGSSSSSSSSS........ BUT IM THE DADDY NOW.....RIGHT???"

Gives each wimpering form a few kicks to the ribs.

"ILL LET YOU CONTINUE TO RUN THIS PLACE BUT YOU REPORT TO ME NOW"

Eyeballs Erxomai making a dash for the door

"OI ERXOMAI...... SIT DOWN YOU GRASS"

Approaches the bar and emptys the charity box into pocket..... Headbutts KC on the way out.

Big Grin
Oh yeah, Rambo?
I wonder what your ex would say about your actions!

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Oh yes, I went there, Bitch!

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HellboundPreacher comes out like Gerry Cooney looking for the KO in the first round by throwing the ex-girlfriend haymaker 'cause he knows he don't have the stamina to outlast bemore to a decision. bemore easily slips it realizing long ago that with fingering skills like that, it wasn't about him, there is no man required there. The missed haymaker has left the HellboundPreacher completely vulnerable. bemore looks at him and asks "You really want to do this?" Preacher responds by wishing he was a sumo cat and then taking on LadyJane and GirlyMan.

HellboundPreacher vs. bemore: bemore by Hellbound default. ... and overall pussiness.

I'm hoping King can at least make it up to a TKO from Lilith.





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12-04-2012, 06:42 PM
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 06:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 05:21 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Oh yeah, Rambo?
I wonder what your ex would say about your actions!

[Image: 365.jpg]

Oh yes, I went there, Bitch!

Begin Peanut Gallery.

HellboundPreacher comes out like Gerry Cooney looking for the KO in the first round by throwing the ex-girlfriend haymaker 'cause he knows he don't have the stamina to outlast bemore to a decision. bemore easily slips it realizing long ago that with fingering skills like that, it wasn't about him, there is no man required there.





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Kudos to Bemore, though. I didn't know he could sing.

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12-04-2012, 06:56 PM
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 06:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 05:56 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Is anyone else going to fight? A lot of talk.
Fuck you, LadyJane. Always bitching about everyone talking all the time instead of fighting. Well why don't you get off your Canuck ass and take off, hoser, eh?

I like to watch, not a fighter a lover Big Grin
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12-04-2012, 06:58 PM
RE: The Fight Club Thread
I'll just leave this here in case someone needs it...

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12-04-2012, 07:20 PM (This post was last modified: 12-04-2012 07:33 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 06:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 06:00 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  (Sorry Kc but her post "Sticking a hot dog between your legs doesn't count. If I had a dick as small as yours I wouldn't even need to worry about getting it removed. You sure you can be called a man with just that? I'm not only more woman than you are, I'm even more man than you.." had me in stitches)
This should go into Girly's signature thread but I'm too busy fighting LJ to go look for it.

Before you try to go all sumo cat on me, Hellbound, I want to make sure that you realize that only one of us actually knows how to sport a fundoshi. Wink

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12-04-2012, 07:21 PM (This post was last modified: 12-04-2012 07:22 PM by Erxomai.)
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 06:56 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 06:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Fuck you, LadyJane. Always bitching about everyone talking all the time instead of fighting. Well why don't you get off your Canuck ass and take off, hoser, eh?

I like to watch, not a fighter a lover Big Grin
Who was fighting? I was just telling you how much I like you. Angel



(12-04-2012 06:58 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I'll just leave this here in case someone needs it...

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Oh, that's a great idea. It can be like a first person shooter where you pick up hidden weapons along the way!

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12-04-2012, 10:15 PM
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 06:42 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 06:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Begin Peanut Gallery.

HellboundPreacher comes out like Gerry Cooney looking for the KO in the first round by throwing the ex-girlfriend haymaker 'cause he knows he don't have the stamina to outlast bemore to a decision. bemore easily slips it realizing long ago that with fingering skills like that, it wasn't about him, there is no man required there.





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Kudos to Bemore, though. I didn't know he could sing.

Ain't a matter of how well men can sing, it's a matter of how well women can fiddle. Smile

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12-04-2012, 10:20 PM
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Before you try to go all sumo cat on me, Hellbound, I want to make sure that you realize that only one of us actually knows how to sport a fundoshi. Wink

You say that like you're proud of the fact. No

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12-04-2012, 10:25 PM
RE: The Fight Club Thread
(12-04-2012 10:20 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Before you try to go all sumo cat on me, Hellbound, I want to make sure that you realize that only one of us actually knows how to sport a fundoshi. Wink

You say that like you're proud of the fact. No

Is that wrong? Huh

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13-04-2012, 04:27 AM
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I hate you all.

COME AT ME

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