The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
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16-09-2013, 05:32 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
I prefer brown sugar and maple oatmeal. Course I love the flavor of maple. Not a fan of fruit in oatmeal. Cinnamon is good, I am not a huge fan of ginger but may try it. I keep it on hand for pumpkin pie. Drooling

Speaking of pumpkin pie, it's almost that time of year again...love a spicy pumpkin pie...my recipe in particular. Deep dish, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. Much more desert-like that way and so good with whipped cream...Thumbsup

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16-09-2013, 05:34 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 05:32 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I prefer brown sugar and maple oatmeal. Course I love the flavor of maple. Not a fan of fruit in oatmeal. Cinnamon is good, I am not a huge fan of ginger but may try it. I keep it on hand for pumpkin pie. Drooling

Speaking of pumpkin pie, it's almost that time of year again...love a spicy pumpkin pie...my recipe in particular. Deep dish, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. Much more desert-like that way and so good with whipped cream...Thumbsup

I need that recipe Smile - Absolutely love pumpkin pie.Drooling

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16-09-2013, 05:37 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Some of the greatest artists are deranged. Read T S Elliot lately? Mark, I love your poetry: powerful, thought-provoking and a great satire of the bible.
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16-09-2013, 05:41 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 11:04 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  So far the only thing I've seen assaulted in this thread is cheese. Oh, and maybe that bitch Muffs said he'd cut for a plate of good old Mac'n'Cheese. I don't know if he found her yet.

The demise of the aforementionned cheese might be too graphic for our members, but let us say a word or two for the passing (through of bowels) of them.

*removes hat*

"Cheese, though you were quickly devoured, you retained a mature taste, far beyond your age. I appreciated that of you. You will be missed and some will mourn your passing with blue vein. May your passing through my digestive tract be swift and may the remains reflect the quality of the OP of this thread."

*sniff* *wipes tear from eye*

I feel better now.

stab*, cutting is so barbaric.
And no not yet. Bitch is harder to find than Waldo on a final page hard puzzle.

Quote: Hey, you guys wouldn't mind if I changed the name of the thread to:

The Cheese Thread II; A Rebirth.

Wouldja?

Don't tease us Stark if you're not going to do it! Angry

You also better move it to the food section.

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16-09-2013, 05:41 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 05:18 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(16-09-2013 05:12 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  This

has

been

going

on

too

fuckin'

long.

Type

fuckin'

normally.










No my dear.

I have no choice.

Right now

You are basically "talking with God".

GOD.

And God, dictates.

Every letter.

Every comma.

And every carriage return.

GOD.

GOD.

GOD.

Get it?

God... I have a question.

How did you fuck everything up so bad? I mean, the whole Garden of Eden, forbidden fruit, talking snake thing... it was bound to go tits up.

Any dickhead could have seen the flaw in the plan... I mean what responsible parent would put a hand grenade in a kids play pen?

All you had to do was say "Oh yeah before I forget, the talking snake is a dick, don't listen to him. Alright dudes, catch you later."

Why not put an angel on scrump patrol if your tree was so damn precious?

We'd all be doin' great if it weren't for that little smeg up... talking snakes, magic trees, there's a bright idea.

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16-09-2013, 05:42 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Originally Posted by lisarea
Wow, you sound like a pretty bad driver.

What, is God your co-pilot or something?










God, sits in my lap.

We drive, in a very awkward manner.

She likes, doing the steering, but not the pedals.

She steers.

And I have to do the pedals.

It's dangerous, but that's how we do it.

She likes ZOOMING.

As she calls it.

And zooming, is about 100 miles per hour.

She ALWAYS wants to go a hundred.

And expects me, to keep the car from flipping.

Which is very hard.

We go down the road, like an out of control carnival ride.

It's dangerous.

And scary.

But, that just the way God drives.

She don't care.

If it did not "take your breath away"

She would say, the ride sucked.

If your heart, is not racing, like you're scared to death.

She considers that "a failed ride".

She does some crazy shit, every time, we fire that car up.

If a person, puts on a left turn signal, and you want to go around, you normally would "go on the right".

She would not.

She goes

"Kick this son of a bitch, to the floor".

And pass him, in FRONT of him, on the left.

Suicide almost.

I have to go FULL THROTTLE, when I see see turn signal, and pass them

In FRONT of their turn.

They

Almost get killed.

And I

Almost get killed.

Every time.

It is unbelievable.

To drive with God.

She literally, is a MANIAC.

On a carnival ride.

It is unbelievable, actually, how she gets away with it.

Your heart

Feels like it is going to jump out of your chest.

If your heart ain't racing

And if you don't ACTUALLY think, "I AM GOING TO DIE, TODAY"!!!

She would say, "what a boring trip".

That was.

She is a maniac.
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16-09-2013, 05:44 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
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16-09-2013, 05:47 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 05:42 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  Originally Posted by lisarea
Wow, you sound like a pretty bad driver.

What, is God your co-pilot or something?










God, sits in my lap.

We drive, in a very awkward manner.

She likes, doing the steering, but not the pedals.

She steers.

And I have to do the pedals.

It's dangerous, but that's how we do it.

She likes ZOOMING.

As she calls it.

And zooming, is about 100 miles per hour.

She ALWAYS wants to go a hundred.

And expects me, to keep the car from flipping.

Which is very hard.

We go down the road, like an out of control carnival ride.

It's dangerous.

And scary.

But, that just the way God drives.

She don't care.

If it did not "take your breath away"

She would say, the ride sucked.

If your heart, is not racing, like you're scared to death.

She considers that "a failed ride".

She does some crazy shit, every time, we fire that car up.

If a person, puts on a left turn signal, and you want to go around, you normally would "go on the right".

She would not.

She goes

"Kick this son of a bitch, to the floor".

And pass him, in FRONT of him, on the left.

Suicide almost.

I have to go FULL THROTTLE, when I see see turn signal, and pass them

In FRONT of their turn.

They

Almost get killed.

And I

Almost get killed.

Every time.

It is unbelievable.

To drive with God.

She literally, is a MANIAC.

On a carnival ride.

It is unbelievable, actually, how she gets away with it.

Your heart

Feels like it is going to jump out of your chest.

If your heart ain't racing

And if you don't ACTUALLY think, "I AM GOING TO DIE, TODAY"!!!

She would say, "what a boring trip".

That was.

She is a maniac.

So, Shakira is what, six?

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16-09-2013, 05:47 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 05:41 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
(16-09-2013 05:18 PM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  No my dear.

I have no choice.

Right now

You are basically "talking with God".

GOD.

And God, dictates.

Every letter.

Every comma.

And every carriage return.

GOD.

GOD.

GOD.

Get it?

God... I have a question.

How did you fuck everything up so bad? I mean, the whole Garden of Eden, forbidden fruit, talking snake thing... it was bound to go tits up.

Any dickhead could have seen the flaw in the plan... I mean what responsible parent would put a hand grenade in a kids play pen?

All you had to do was say "Oh yeah before I forget, the talking snake is a dick, don't listen to him. Alright dudes, catch you later."

Why not put an angel on scrump patrol if your tree was so damn precious?

We'd all be doin' great if it weren't for that little smeg up... talking snakes, magic trees, there's a bright idea.








NOTHING

In Genesis, "actually happened".

Genesis, is not literal.

That is "a made up book".

It is simply "teaching stories".

The literal stuff, starts in Exodus, with the Moses and Pharaoh story.

No talking snake.

None of that happened.
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16-09-2013, 05:47 PM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
The whole fucking thing is made up, you dolt.

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