The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
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17-09-2013, 02:57 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Mark, what drink do you prefer at a fancy restaurant? In fact, what is your favorite restaurant?
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17-09-2013, 03:09 AM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2013 06:52 AM by DLJ.)
CHEESE Thread II - This Time It's Personal
(17-09-2013 02:55 AM)DLJ Wrote:  There are some people in this world that are useful.

Some people who simply by comparison make you feel superior.

Some people who make you feel wiser.

Or just luckier.

Now, whenever HoC or others point out that I'm being a little too self-aggrandising, a little too opinionated, a little too up my own arse, I can think of this thread and know that I have a long, long way to go before it can be classified as a medical condition.

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DLJ - bad Jew (one of god's chosen people)

Damn! That was a good post.
I'm impressed by your modesty.

You should treat yourself to some Camembert and a glass of Pouilly-Fuissé.

Bowing

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17-09-2013, 03:14 AM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2013 06:53 AM by DLJ.)
CHEESE Thread II - This Time It's Personal
(17-09-2013 03:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 02:55 AM)DLJ Wrote:  There are some people in this world that are useful.

Some people who simply by comparison make you feel superior.

Some people who make you feel wiser.

Or just luckier.

Now, whenever HoC or others point out that I'm being a little too self-aggrandising, a little too opinionated, a little too up my own arse, I can think of this thread and know that I have a long, long way to go before it can be classified as a medical condition.

Smile
Cheers
DLJ - bad Jew (one of god's chosen people)

Damn! That was a good post.
I'm impressed by your modesty.

You should treat yourself to some Camembert and a glass of Pouilly-Fuissé.

Bowing

I so completely agree!

I can't imagine why everyone isn't kneeling at your feet, drinking in every golden nugget that drips from your keypad.

You are amazing, DLJ, I love you and I want to have your babies.

Bowing

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17-09-2013, 03:19 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Vivisectus;1154341 Wrote:Right - so you ARE jesus, it is just that you do not FEEL like doing any miracles right now?

My uncle used to be the same. He could lift houses and had a helicopter parked on the roof that he flew to work every day. it was just that the helicopter was JUST out of sight, and needed petrol, and that he was a bit tired from all the house-lifting he had been doing earlier.










Well, if you know any blind people.

I WILL do a demo.

But basically

We live in a filthy world.

And I do not trust you bastards.

I call you bastards

Because

"Your parentage"

Is in doubt.

If you do not say grace

YOU SHOULD BE DEAD.

And if you do

All you have to say to me

Is

Thank you.

Dear Lord.

Thank you.
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17-09-2013, 03:26 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 03:14 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 03:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Damn! That was a good post.
I'm impressed by your modesty.

You should treat yourself to some Camembert and a glass of Pouilly-Fuissé.

Bowing

I so completely agree!

I can't imagine why everyone isn't kneeling at your feet, drinking in every golden nugget that drips from your keypad.

You are amazing, DLJ, I love you and I want to have your babies.

Bowing

Don't do it. I have it on good authority he is a sur láng.

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17-09-2013, 03:37 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Damn it, this is a thread about cheese why do you people keep hijacking it.

Oh DLJ, I find you a better prophet than Marky. I am not sure if that is sound reasoning.
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17-09-2013, 04:00 AM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2013 08:40 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Did somebody say CHEESE?


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17-09-2013, 04:13 AM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2013 04:21 AM by Mark Dreher.)
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 02:57 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Mark, what drink do you prefer at a fancy restaurant? In fact, what is your favorite restaurant?








Diet Pepsi.

Because

They do not have

Diet

Mountain Dew.


But, "I do not go to restaurants"

Anymore.

Seven years ago.

April 16, 2007.

The day

Of "The Virginia Tech Massacre".

The "Largest mass murder in US history".

http://thenewholybible.org/the_blacksburg_massacre.htm

I became

The High Priest.

And, that means, "I attend to God".

God, is on the earth.

And, I, have the honor, of "attending her".

Like a butler, you know.

A personal servant.

We live in "The Holy of Holies".

And I serve, there.

God, does not go to restaurants.

She eats

In The Holy of Holies.

She is only comfortable, there.

She almost cries, when we have to leave.

And enter "the filth".

The land, where people, "do not say grace".

It makes her want to vomit.

And it makes me want to vomit.

She prefers

The Holy of Holies.
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17-09-2013, 04:28 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Vivisectus;1154352 Wrote:I know a deaf person? Go on, do a quick heal on her. The poor thing is only 8, we have the whole school learning US sign language for her, but it is still a poor substitute. You could not imagine a more deserving recipient for a bona fide miracle.

Oh and I have another question that has irked me for years now: why does God hate amputees so much? I hear about people miraculously being healed from diseases that sometimes spontaneously cure themselves all the time. But so far neither of you have ever made a leg grow back. I have a acquaintance with a false leg: why don't you just grow him a new one real quick? It would end all possible debate once and for all.









You are an atheist, my dear.

By definition

A piece of shit.

I flush atheists.

I don't talk to them.

If you don't believe in me.

Why don't you run along.

And do

Whatever

Atheists do.
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17-09-2013, 05:28 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 04:13 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 02:57 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Mark, what drink do you prefer at a fancy restaurant? In fact, what is your favorite restaurant?








Diet Pepsi.

Because

They do not have

Diet

Mountain Dew.


But, "I do not go to restaurants"

Anymore.

Seven years ago.

April 16, 2007.

The day

Of "The Virginia Tech Massacre".

The "Largest mass murder in US history".

http://thenewholybible.org/the_blacksburg_massacre.htm

I became

The High Priest.

And, that means, "I attend to God".

God, is on the earth.

And, I, have the honor, of "attending her".

Like a butler, you know.

A personal servant.

We live in "The Holy of Holies".

And I serve, there.

God, does not go to restaurants.

She eats

In The Holy of Holies.

She is only comfortable, there.

She almost cries, when we have to leave.

And enter "the filth".

The land, where people, "do not say grace".

It makes her want to vomit.

And it makes me want to vomit.

She prefers

The Holy of Holies.

More of your ignorance and delusion. Of course there is Diet Mountain dew.

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