The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
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17-09-2013, 05:32 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 04:13 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 02:57 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Mark, what drink do you prefer at a fancy restaurant? In fact, what is your favorite restaurant?








Diet Pepsi.

Because

They do not have

Diet

Mountain Dew.


But, "I do not go to restaurants"

Anymore.

Seven years ago.

April 16, 2007.

The day

Of "The Virginia Tech Massacre".

The "Largest mass murder in US history".

http://thenewholybible.org/the_blacksburg_massacre.htm

I became

The High Priest.

And, that means, "I attend to God".

God, is on the earth.

And, I, have the honor, of "attending her".

Like a butler, you know.

A personal servant.

We live in "The Holy of Holies".

And I serve, there.

God, does not go to restaurants.

She eats

In The Holy of Holies.

She is only comfortable, there.

She almost cries, when we have to leave.

And enter "the filth".

The land, where people, "do not say grace".

It makes her want to vomit.

And it makes me want to vomit.

She prefers

The Holy of Holies.

Please send me your address so I can send you a box full of diet Pepsi. I would love to go on a picnic with you, maybe even somewhat further.Wink

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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17-09-2013, 05:48 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 03:14 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 03:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Damn! That was a good post.
I'm impressed by your modesty.

You should treat yourself to some Camembert and a glass of Pouilly-Fuissé.

Bowing

I so completely agree!

I can't imagine why everyone isn't kneeling at your feet, drinking in every golden nugget that drips from your keypad.

You are amazing, DLJ, I love you and I want to have your babies.

Bowing

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17-09-2013, 05:58 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 05:32 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Please send me your address so I can send you a box full of diet Pepsi. I would love to go on a picnic with you, maybe even somewhat further.










Well thank you.

My address is on the website.

Under Contact us.

I really prefer diet Mountain Dew.

I said diet Pepsi, because restaurants, never, have diet mountain dew.

Discrimination.
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17-09-2013, 06:46 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
An under-appreciated cheese dish is queso. Around here (philadelphia area) I usually have to go to a specialty food store to get the right cheese that will melt correctly.

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17-09-2013, 06:51 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
I have "70 names".

It says that, right in the first paragraph, of the website.

Everything, put in one bundle.

Quote.

The fact that when I came again I would have many titles or "crowns" on my head was predicted of by the prophets, "And on his head are many crowns, and he has a name written on him which no one knows except himself". (Revelation 19:12) And that name is "The Lesser Yahweh".

The Vice Regent of God himself.

End quote.

God is back.

And with "an overwhelming force".

All the angels of Hell

Are aligned.

All the angels in Heaven

Are aligned.

We

Hit the beaches

Running.

It is a Blitzkrieg

My dear.

A Blitzkrieg.
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17-09-2013, 06:57 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
I do not control the rain.

God does.

You must know the distinction, between "God, and Jesus".

When "I calmed the storm", on the sea of Galilee, that was because

The boat was SINKING.

No joke.

It was scary.

But, any who.

I can save my own ass, should the weather threaten it.

You know, like stop a tornado, heading my way.

That, I could do.

But, other than that.

I don't mess with the weather.
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17-09-2013, 07:03 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Well, after all that talk about cinnamon yesterday I put some in my morning coffee today. I am pretty picky about my coffee, but I have to say, I like this!

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17-09-2013, 07:04 AM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2013 07:08 AM by Stark Raving.)
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher



So many cats, so few good recipes.
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17-09-2013, 07:15 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Stephen Maturin;1154396 Wrote:
Mark Dreher;1154351 Wrote:Of "The Virginia Tech Massacre".

The "Largest mass murder in US history".

:nope:

That is factually inaccurate, just like the false contention that all "All 12 major tragedies that the Jews have ever experienced, have occurred on the 9th of Av."

Why does Jesus get so much wrong? Is it deliberate or poor research skills?








The cross reference listed is "Chabad.org".

Chabad.org is "the largest Jewish organization" on the internet.

This is what they say:

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cd...-of-Av.htm

Which matches

What I say.

Note:

Be sure to read the "comments" section, on the bottom of the page.


Thank you,

Mark Dreher
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17-09-2013, 07:20 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(17-09-2013 07:03 AM)Dom Wrote:  Well, after all that talk about cinnamon yesterday I put some in my morning coffee today. I am pretty picky about my coffee, but I have to say, I like this!









"Ginger coffee", would be a little better than "cinnamon coffee".

Cinnamon, will send you for a loop, in about 30 minutes.

It causes "low blood sugar".

And "food cravings".

Ginger, tastes, about the same.

And no loop.
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