The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
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16-09-2013, 10:38 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
God dictates the carriage returns...the 50s called and want their technology back.

Good grief, you are as fucked up as Ozzy, aren't you?

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16-09-2013, 10:40 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Can we move these threads to the "crazy" section of the forum? I think they would fit more appropriately there...

If there isn't one, isn't it time to start one?

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're an incredible slouch.

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16-09-2013, 10:47 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 10:37 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(16-09-2013 10:25 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  No no.

That was done by a thing called a "Blitzkrieg".

I sit.

God sits in my lap.

And she starts talking.

And I start typing.

Fast.

Faster, than you can imagine.

And the poems

Start ripping.

284 poems.

In about 36 hours.

On Friday, the 13th.

Satan

Went down

In a Blitzkrieg.

Mark, I for one want to thank you. When you said you'd taken your last bow I knew you'd be back within a week. It's a samll victory but one none the less. Drinking Beverage








My dear.

I did not say "I would not come back".

I said, I was done, with that thread.

It was time to do "The Final Assault".

And that thing, is done.

And duly posted, to the front page, of the website.

That

Is "the end of evil".

Right there.

Done.

Over.

You will see.

The Final Assault

ALREADY

Occurred.

When my fingers touched the keyboard.

Satan

DIED.
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16-09-2013, 10:51 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
You said you were done...

All you do is lie...

And hate on everyone...

Time for this crap to die...

and
Fuck you endlessly

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16-09-2013, 10:52 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 10:38 AM)Anjele Wrote:  God dictates the carriage returns...the 50s called and want their technology back.

Good grief, you are as fucked up as Ozzy, aren't you?













I admire Ozzy.

That is why I gave him an extra five (5) years of life.

I extended it.

Because

I like him.

That is very true.

What is poem #1?

Of

The Final Assault?

War Pigs.

By

Ozzy Osbourne.
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16-09-2013, 10:53 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 09:09 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  
(16-09-2013 08:00 AM)Chas Wrote:  There is no evidence of heaven, there is no evidence of hell, there is no evidence for the post-mortem preservation of identity.









Not true.

Not true.

I gave you "photos, of God", that I took.

http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_th..._glory.htm

And

I PROVED that God was real, through MATH, and INDISPUTABLE STATISTICS.

I.e. the Tisha B'Av curse.

http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm

Neither one of which, you did "refute".

Or, "debunk".

So..

I dispute

What you are saying.

Signed,

Mark Dreher

As I said, no evidence. Your crappy photos show nothing, philosophical rambling is not evidence. Your 'arguments' have been repeatedly refuted, but you are too insane to see that.

You are a delusional, bigoted, big-mouthed liar.

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16-09-2013, 10:58 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 10:53 AM)Chas Wrote:  As I said, no evidence. Your crappy photos show nothing, philosophical rambling is not evidence. Your 'arguments' have been repeatedly refuted, but you are too insane to see that.

You are a delusional, bigoted, big-mouthed liar.

indeed



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16-09-2013, 11:04 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
So far the only thing I've seen assaulted in this thread is cheese. Oh, and maybe that bitch Muffs said he'd cut for a plate of good old Mac'n'Cheese. I don't know if he found her yet.

The demise of the aforementionned cheese might be too graphic for our members, but let us say a word or two for the passing (through of bowels) of them.

*removes hat*

"Cheese, though you were quickly devoured, you retained a mature taste, far beyond your age. I appreciated that of you. You will be missed and some will mourn your passing with blue vein. May your passing through my digestive tract be swift and may the remains reflect the quality of the OP of this thread."

*sniff* *wipes tear from eye*

I feel better now.

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16-09-2013, 11:22 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
Everytime I see this thread I get that horrible "Final Countdown" song stuck in my head. I mean the vocals and that bombastic keyboard part too, the whole bloody thing. Sad

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16-09-2013, 11:34 AM
RE: The Final Assault, by Mark Dreher
(16-09-2013 10:47 AM)Mark Dreher Wrote:  When my fingers touched the keyboard.

Satan

DIED.

Mark, that is great to hear. Satan dead? Nifty. Maybe you could post a pic of a corpse or something.

In other news, there's a mass killing in a Navy shipyard, a huge typhoon in Japan, 5 kids died in a fire in Ohio this morning, flooding in Colorado and New Mexico is claiming innocent lives, and a brain-eating bacterium is loose in the water supply of a small Louisiana town.

With no more Satan to blame, I guess your sweetie has been busy, eh?

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