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13-04-2012, 07:48 PM
The First Church of Our Prophet Saint Sylvester.
The world must know!

The Slyfalsian Truth.
What a wonderful thing it is.
For it tells you everything you need to know, or ever will need to know.
It changes lives.
It heals the blind.
Sadly, very few do know of it.

We must spread his word to all in the world,
for only than can they be truly saved.
Otherwise they will do nothing to make this world better,
for they only want what is better for themselves.

They must repent! They must make this world a better place!
They must do what is good for all, not what would give them a better life after death!

On that note, there is no life after death,
for that is a paradox!
It is true,
life will not continue after death.

Death is what you are when you no longer can contribute to the world.
This world does not need help,
It needs a savior!

A savior that would preach peace and love!
A world where children would not starve,
A world where pain is but a memory.
A world where all would follow his words.

We need what is required to do this!
We need what you have!
We need your time!
We need your full dedication!
We need money!

Only then can we save the downtrodden,
Only then we can help the needy,
Only than can we save this world!





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14-04-2012, 05:14 PM
RE: The First Church of Our Prophet Saint Sylvester.
It should be, treasurer of the Slyfalsian Truth. Big Grin

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14-04-2012, 08:22 PM
RE: The First Church of Our Prophet Saint Sylvester.
Just need 501©(3) IRS status and we're good to go!

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14-04-2012, 08:26 PM
RE: The First Church of Our Prophet Saint Sylvester.
As long as your puddy cats can reisist temptation for a short bit of time.

Otherwise, beware the Tweety Bird!!!
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