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16-12-2012, 02:34 PM (This post was last modified: 16-12-2012 02:48 PM by Janus.)
The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
So God created a perfect creation, "and He saw that is was good". But after 10 generations – a mere blink of an eye in eternity – He changed His mind, turned around and decided His own creation suddenly was "not good" anymore and needed to be destroyed?

I swear my ex had exactly the same symptoms! That's typically 'PMS', Pre Menstrual Syndrome! It's HELL!

So what do we learn from Genesis? Indeed: that God is a fickle WOMAN! One who – like all other women – is capable of changing Her tune in a heartbeat. With no regard for the people, flora and fauna, logic, morals or pledges.
'Contracts' with Her aren't worth the stone tablets they were written on.
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16-12-2012, 03:28 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
You want a tea? A smoke? There there... just relax. Calm down.

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16-12-2012, 03:36 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(16-12-2012 02:34 PM)Janus Wrote:  So God created a perfect creation, "and He saw that is was good". But after 10 generations – a mere blink of an eye in eternity – He changed His mind, turned around and decided His own creation suddenly was "not good" anymore and needed to be destroyed?

I swear my ex had exactly the same symptoms! That's typically 'PMS', Pre Menstrual Syndrome! It's HELL!

So what do we learn from Genesis? Indeed: that God is a fickle WOMAN! One who – like all other women – is capable of changing Her tune in a heartbeat. With no regard for the people, flora and fauna, logic, morals or pledges.
'Contracts' with Her aren't worth the stone tablets they were written on.
Well I don't know if we specifically know anything from genesis... but I think the word play is entertaining. Laughat
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16-12-2012, 03:41 PM (This post was last modified: 16-12-2012 03:58 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
Oh, so the pronoun 'He' which is used all the time, and never 'She' for the biblical god really was just an archaic typo. Several several times.

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16-12-2012, 05:08 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(16-12-2012 02:34 PM)Janus Wrote:  So God created a perfect creation, "and He saw that is was good". But after 10 generations – a mere blink of an eye in eternity – He changed His mind, turned around and decided His own creation suddenly was "not good" anymore and needed to be destroyed?

I swear my ex had exactly the same symptoms! That's typically 'PMS', Pre Menstrual Syndrome! It's HELL!

So what do we learn from Genesis? Indeed: that God is a fickle WOMAN! One who – like all other women – is capable of changing Her tune in a heartbeat. With no regard for the people, flora and fauna, logic, morals or pledges.
'Contracts' with Her aren't worth the stone tablets they were written on.
Ugh. Conclusion from stereotype. I'm not a woman, but I'm still offended.

It didn't even take 10 generations... God seemed pretty pissed with Adam and Eve, and it's easy enough to deduce a conclusion that He no longer saw that "they were good". But it does strike me as reckless that He'd use up his "humanity reset" before Jersey Shore became popular television.

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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16-12-2012, 05:17 PM
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(16-12-2012 05:08 PM)Starcrash Wrote:  it does strike me as reckless that He'd use up his "humanity reset" before Jersey Shore became popular television.


Yeah, imagining Snooki as the Holy Virgin Mary requires some mental gymnastics. But I'm sure the church would find a way to smooth things over.
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16-12-2012, 09:23 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
Citation needed:
Please show me in the Bible where God created humans "perfect".

"Good" is also in relation to an accordance of something aka a plan.

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16-12-2012, 09:35 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(16-12-2012 02:34 PM)Janus Wrote:  So God created a perfect creation, "and He saw that is was good". But after 10 generations – a mere blink of an eye in eternity – He changed His mind, turned around and decided His own creation suddenly was "not good" anymore and needed to be destroyed?

I swear my ex had exactly the same symptoms! That's typically 'PMS', Pre Menstrual Syndrome! It's HELL!

So what do we learn from Genesis? Indeed: that God is a fickle WOMAN! One who – like all other women – is capable of changing Her tune in a heartbeat. With no regard for the people, flora and fauna, logic, morals or pledges.
'Contracts' with Her aren't worth the stone tablets they were written on.
Breath in breath out, count to ten and repeat

Women are our friends

Women are just like you with all the emotions and thoughts you have, and just because you've had bad experinces doesn't mean that all women are that way.

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17-12-2012, 12:12 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(16-12-2012 09:35 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  
(16-12-2012 02:34 PM)Janus Wrote:  So God created a perfect creation, "and He saw that is was good". But after 10 generations – a mere blink of an eye in eternity – He changed His mind, turned around and decided His own creation suddenly was "not good" anymore and needed to be destroyed?

I swear my ex had exactly the same symptoms! That's typically 'PMS', Pre Menstrual Syndrome! It's HELL!

So what do we learn from Genesis? Indeed: that God is a fickle WOMAN! One who – like all other women – is capable of changing Her tune in a heartbeat. With no regard for the people, flora and fauna, logic, morals or pledges.
'Contracts' with Her aren't worth the stone tablets they were written on.
Breath in breath out, count to ten and repeat

Women are our friends

Women are just like you with all the emotions and thoughts you have, and just because you've had bad experinces doesn't mean that all women are that way.


Hey man, wake up!
90210, Friends, Sex and the city, and Jersey Shore aren't real life, you know!
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17-12-2012, 12:56 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 12:12 AM)Janus Wrote:  
(16-12-2012 09:35 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  Breath in breath out, count to ten and repeat

Women are our friends

Women are just like you with all the emotions and thoughts you have, and just because you've had bad experinces doesn't mean that all women are that way.


Hey man, wake up!
90210, Friends, Sex and the city, and Jersey Shore aren't real life, you know!
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That's exactly my point.

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