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17-12-2012, 01:03 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
A couple of favourite lines from one of my favourite ex-gfs:

Why do women have PMS?












... cos men deserve it!



or








We just DO, alright?

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17-12-2012, 07:43 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 01:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  A couple of favourite lines from one of my favourite ex-gfs:

Why do women have PMS?

. cos men deserve it!

or


We just DO, alright?
I think you just need to find better girlfriends. Don't go for the first woman who says "yes" and doesn't run away screaming Drinking Beverage

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17-12-2012, 10:07 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 01:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  We just DO, alright?

That was a favorite of my ex when she was on the rag. Followed by "Do you think I wanted this? No, I fucking didn't! I didn't ask to bleed out of my cooch every month and get pissed off at every little" (at this point she started crying) "thing like it's a big deal. Do you think I like getting pissed off at you? Do you think I like hating you for days at a time for no reason? NO I FUCKING DON'T! So don't go blaming my behavior on PMS because you have NO fucking idea what this is like for me!"

All I really did was inquire if she was ok and if she wanted a cake or something from Walmart to ease her cravings. Undecided

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17-12-2012, 10:13 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 10:07 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  ...
All I really did was inquire if she was ok and if she wanted a cake or something from Walmart to ease her cravings. Undecided

Ohmy

You BASTARD!

How could you be sooooo insensitive?

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17-12-2012, 10:28 AM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
I don't know. But I'm ashamed to say that it doesn't end there. I even bought a heating pad for her cramps.

I can be such a cock sometimes. Sad

I was actually pretty good with dealing with her drastic change in personality for those few days. The only time I really took offense and spoke up was when she threatened to stab me while I was cooking dinner.

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17-12-2012, 01:19 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 10:28 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I don't know. But I'm ashamed to say that it doesn't end there. I even bought a heating pad for her cramps.

I can be such a cock sometimes. Sad

I was actually pretty good with dealing with her drastic change in personality for those few days. The only time I really took offense and spoke up was when she threatened to stab me while I was cooking dinner.
You guys don't get it. At all. It's not about you.

PMS is a punishment from God because women are unclean, treacherous, filthy beings. Says so in the Bible.

Wake the fuck up. Angry

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17-12-2012, 01:39 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 01:19 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 10:28 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I don't know. But I'm ashamed to say that it doesn't end there. I even bought a heating pad for her cramps.

I can be such a cock sometimes. Sad

I was actually pretty good with dealing with her drastic change in personality for those few days. The only time I really took offense and spoke up was when she threatened to stab me while I was cooking dinner.
You guys don't get it. At all. It's not about you.

PMS is a punishment from God because women are unclean, treacherous, filthy beings. Says so in the Bible.

If it's a punishment from God because women are unclean, treacherous, filthy beings, then why do we men have to suffer? Why are we being punished for women's 'shortcomings'? Proof that God is cruel and sadistic.
And a woman.
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18-12-2012, 06:48 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(16-12-2012 09:23 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Citation needed:
Please show me in the Bible where God created humans "perfect".

"Good" is also in relation to an accordance of something aka a plan.
Citation needed:
Please show me in the Bible where God is blamed for the fall of humanity.

"Perfect" here implies that we weren't built with faults, otherwise God would be responsible for them... especially if they were part of his plan. And if we were built faulty, is it logical to blame us for "breaking"?

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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18-12-2012, 08:09 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(18-12-2012 06:48 PM)Starcrash Wrote:  
(16-12-2012 09:23 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Citation needed:
Please show me in the Bible where God created humans "perfect".

"Good" is also in relation to an accordance of something aka a plan.
Citation needed:
Please show me in the Bible where God is blamed for the fall of humanity.

"Perfect" here implies that we weren't built with faults, otherwise God would be responsible for them... especially if they were part of his plan. And if we were built faulty, is it logical to blame us for "breaking"?
Or as Hitchen's so charmingly put it "created sick and commanded to be well".

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19-12-2012, 02:17 PM
RE: The Genesis revelation nobody caught on to
(17-12-2012 01:39 PM)Janus Wrote:  
(17-12-2012 01:19 PM)Chas Wrote:  You guys don't get it. At all. It's not about you.

PMS is a punishment from God because women are unclean, treacherous, filthy beings. Says so in the Bible.

If it's a punishment from God because women are unclean, treacherous, filthy beings, then why do we men have to suffer? Why are we being punished for women's 'shortcomings'? Proof that God is cruel and sadistic.
And a woman.

If you have all this time to be complaining then I assume the yardwork is done? Shut up and go to the store. I need chocolate. Why are you mad at me? Do you always have to be so sensitive, and cruel? Shut up jerk. Why haven't you left yet?

I think you men just make PMS up so you have an excuse to be rude, I don't see it.

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