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17-04-2014, 06:26 PM
The "God Exists" game
Its easy! Make an absurd premise (or not absurd) and have the conclusion as God exists every time!


Richard Dawkins is "rude on Twitter"


Therefore God exists


Go nuts


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17-04-2014, 06:33 PM
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The noodles in my soup sort of formed into the shape of Virgin Mary therefore God exists!

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17-04-2014, 06:38 PM
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Fuck You I am Spiderman Therefore I am god.

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17-04-2014, 06:41 PM
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Elvis could still be alive…



Therefore God exists.

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17-04-2014, 06:44 PM
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I have god's corpse in by backyard, chopped up in the trash bin.

Therefore god exists but only in a literal sense.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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17-04-2014, 07:06 PM
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I play poker with God on Friday's.

Therefor God Exists.

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17-04-2014, 07:15 PM
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One time, I wished for the traffic light to change and it did…


Therefore God exists

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17-04-2014, 07:32 PM
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My grass was mysteriously cut on Wednesday. My guy comes on Thursday. Definitive proof, god exists.
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17-04-2014, 08:40 PM
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I don't make typographical errors, therefore God exits.



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17-04-2014, 09:53 PM
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I exist therefore God cannot exist.

wait.. I did that wrong

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