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17-04-2014, 10:16 PM
RE: The "God Exists" game
God exists,
Therefore god does not not exist.
Therefore god does not not not not exist.
Therefore god does not not not not not not exist.
Therefore god does not not not not not not not not exist.

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17-04-2014, 10:18 PM
RE: The "God Exists" game
Evolution should not have resulted in poop too large for my ass hole*, Therefore only a cruel God could be responsible.

*people screaming in pain shiting in the bush should have attracted predators and died off. or maybe they scared the predators away Consider

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17-04-2014, 10:27 PM
RE: The "God Exists" game
(17-04-2014 10:18 PM)sporehux Wrote:  Evolution should not have resulted in poop too large for my ass hole*, Therefore only a cruel God could be responsible.

*people screaming in pain shiting in the bush should have attracted predators and died off. or maybe they scared the predators away Consider

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You know what, I think you're absolutely right.
The only thing I can think of is that there was a lot of gay people back in the caveman times.
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18-04-2014, 03:38 AM
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I had sex with a monkey and I am not pregnant therefore God exists.
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18-04-2014, 04:19 AM
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Muffs didn't say something caustic, therefore God exists.

The requirement of evidence to back your claim does not disappear because it hurts your feelings, reality does not care about your feefees.
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18-04-2014, 05:27 AM
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The large, throbbing banana slides sensuously into and fills every crevice of Ray Comfort's hand. Therefore, ...
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18-04-2014, 05:45 AM
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Wargarble.

Therefore, God exists.
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18-04-2014, 05:50 AM
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(17-04-2014 06:38 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  Fuck You I am Spiderman Therefore I am god.
Spider-men are things I don't really mind. It is man-spiders what freak me out! Gasp

EDIT: I took a dump this morning, therefore God exists.
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18-04-2014, 06:08 AM
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I dont believe in a God....... see, free will..... therefore God exists Hobo

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18-04-2014, 07:08 AM
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This atheist forum was great.
The forum is going downhill.
This is God's plan - therefore God exists.

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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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