The Good Book (New Bible)
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21-09-2013, 12:56 PM
The Good Book (New Bible)
Check out my new idea: I have decided to (drum roll)

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REWRITE THE BIBLE SO THAT IT ISN'T HORRIBLE OR CONTRADICTORY!

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Oh yeah, and you're going to help me, verse by verse. Big Grin

I'll start:

THE FIRST BOOK OF MOSES, CALLED GENESIS.

CHAPTER 1

1:1 In the beginning, God set into motion the creation of the universe.

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21-09-2013, 01:37 PM
RE: The Good Book (New Bible)
Replace all of the creation story in Genesis with this...




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23-09-2013, 04:05 AM
RE: The Good Book (New Bible)
I've seen a humanist bible in a bookstore called The Good Book. It was full of allegorical statements and general niceties. I think this is it. Might be worth a look Smile

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
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23-09-2013, 04:36 AM
RE: The Good Book (New Bible)
(23-09-2013 04:05 AM)PharaohKatt Wrote:  I've seen a humanist bible in a bookstore called The Good Book. It was full of allegorical statements and general niceties. I think this is it. Might be worth a look Smile

I'm not usually a fan of allegory, and this isn't an exception.

1:2: And all was small, and the world was naught.

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29-09-2013, 04:02 PM
RE: The Good Book (New Bible)
Sorry, but someone got this idea more than 200 years ago Wink All he needed was a big, sharp razor.
The Jefferson Bible: The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth
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