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30-11-2016, 09:40 AM
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Good news for the Republicans, trump still hasn't released his taxes to the public.

Good news for the School Voucher program. They'll be able to blur the lines between church and state even further.

Oh, and let's not forget all the fabulous and WOOOOOONDERFUL news for the far right Christians who want to bring Christianity into government on every level. Yippee-skippy! High fives all around the sacrament table.

Yeah, this is all good news.

And one more piece of good news, we get to say "fuck you Vosur". Thumbsup

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-11-2016, 09:55 AM
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(30-11-2016 09:40 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  And one more piece of good news, we get to say "fuck you Vosur". Thumbsup
What's with the arbitrary animosity? Consider

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30-11-2016, 10:52 AM
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Good news for Republicans:

Nancy Pelosi was just re-elected as minority leader. Guess the democrats didn't learn their lesson.

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30-11-2016, 11:03 AM
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(30-11-2016 09:55 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(30-11-2016 09:40 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  And one more piece of good news, we get to say "fuck you Vosur". Thumbsup
What's with the arbitrary animosity? Consider

The far right religious idiots are dancing the happy dance with the election of trump, his appointees and a possible Supreme Court nominee. If you're a Christian this is all good news. If you're an atheist and want the Constitutional separation of church and state to be clearly and specifically defined you're fucked, because the blurred line is going to get even fuzzier.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-11-2016, 05:34 PM
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Donald Trump has finally convinced me that he isn't just another politiician. Despite the pandering to zealots, broken promises, and his swampland reclamation efforts, Trump has done the one thing that will set him apart from politicians: called into question the validity of his election. Facepalm Too incompetent to even be a politician.

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30-11-2016, 06:18 PM
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(30-11-2016 05:34 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Donald Trump has finally convinced me that he isn't just another politiician. Despite the pandering to zealots, broken promises, and his swampland reclamation efforts, Trump has done the one thing that will set him apart from politicians: called into question the validity of his election. Facepalm Too incompetent to even be a politician.

Seriously. He's giving politicians a bad name.

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30-11-2016, 06:30 PM (This post was last modified: 30-11-2016 06:34 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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(30-11-2016 03:59 AM)Vosur Wrote:  There have* been plenty of bad news since the conclusion of this election cycle, so feel free to post some good ones you found here. I'll start.

"We are pleased to have reached a deal with President-elect Trump & VP-elect Pence to keep close to 1,000 jobs in Indy. More details soon."
https://twitter.com/Carrier/status/803764047300722688

NYT article: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/29/busine...in-us.html

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Mr. T. continues to break at least one campaign promise every day, and now even has Kelly Ann Cuntway pissed off about Romney. Thumbsup

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30-11-2016, 07:38 PM
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Good news for the future of a healthier population. The bloke who's responsible for half the adolescent obesity in the UK, the US, and Australia has died.

Jim Delligatti, inventor of the McDonald's Big Mac, dies at 98. Apparently Delligatti ascribed his longevity to never having eaten even one hamburger in his life. Last year he said "I've never liked putting synthetic foodstuffs or chemical cocktails in my mouth; I refuse to eat offal, and I buy real bread from local bakers". And "If I'm desperately hungry, I'll eat the Big Mac wrapping and its box as they have more fiber and nutritional value than the burger."

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01-12-2016, 02:45 AM
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(30-11-2016 07:38 PM)SYZ Wrote:  Last year he said "I've never liked putting synthetic foodstuffs or chemical cocktails in my mouth; I refuse to eat offal, and I buy real bread from local bakers". And "If I'm desperately hungry, I'll eat the Big Mac wrapping and its box as they have more fiber and nutritional value than the burger."

Laugh out load At least he's honest.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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01-12-2016, 03:11 AM
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(30-11-2016 11:03 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  The far right religious idiots are dancing the happy dance with the election of trump, his appointees and a possible Supreme Court nominee. If you're a Christian this is all good news. If you're an atheist and want the Constitutional separation of church and state to be clearly and specifically defined you're fucked, because the blurred line is going to get even fuzzier.
All true, but I'm not a far-right Christian, I'm an atheist and a secularist. So why fuck me?

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