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23-09-2015, 09:08 PM
The Grapefruit Technique
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1) Go to youtube
2) Look up the video "The Grapefruit Technique"
3) Play video
4) Watch it through the end
5) Laugh

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. There is no nudity in it, but I'm sure you'll see why I ultimately did not post it here.
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23-09-2015, 09:15 PM
RE: The Grapefruit Technique
"If you are allergic to grapefruit you can also use a large navel orange..." Laugh out load

I don't think I'm going to look at grapefruit the same way again. Laughat

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23-09-2015, 09:19 PM
RE: The Grapefruit Technique
To be honest, sounds like fun.

"Grapefruit is a fat burner, so you're actually losing weight while you suckin' his dick." Laugh out load

I also appreciate her mentioning the naval orange as an alternative because of contraindications with some medications.

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23-09-2015, 09:25 PM
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I don't know what the hell I just watched, but I think I'm thirsty.
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23-09-2015, 09:25 PM
RE: The Grapefruit Technique
Blink Shocking Gasp Big Grin Laugh out load I wonder if this would result in the dreaded cock pimple.

Also, she sounds like the Tasmania Devil from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-09-2015, 09:26 PM
RE: The Grapefruit Technique
(23-09-2015 09:19 PM)Nurse Wrote:  To be honest, sounds like fun.

"Grapefruit is a fat burner, so you're actually losing weight while you suckin' his dick." Laugh out load

I also appreciate her mentioning the naval orange as an alternative because of contraindications with some medications.

I agree, I just thought it was funny to watch her say that, then mention the bit about making sure the grapefruit was at room temperature, and then immediately start going to town Wink

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23-09-2015, 09:27 PM
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(23-09-2015 09:25 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Blink Shocking Gasp Big Grin Laugh out load I wonder if this would result in the dreaded cock pimple.

Also, she sounds like the Tasmania Devil from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

That's what kills me. This is my favorite comment from the video.

"SHE SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS TRYIN TO SUCK HIS SOUL OUT THROUGH HIS FUCKING DICK"
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23-09-2015, 09:33 PM
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I'm gonna need a watermelon. Laugh out load
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23-09-2015, 09:47 PM
RE: The Grapefruit Technique
Some guy in the comment section warns...

"DO NOT DO THIS
2 days and 4 showers later I am still finding bits in my pubes. It doesn't feel great, it feels okay, and it DOES start to burn after a while. This video is lies."

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-09-2015, 09:52 PM
RE: The Grapefruit Technique
(23-09-2015 09:47 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Some guy in the comment section warns...

"DO NOT DO THIS
2 days and 4 showers later I am still finding bits in my pubes. It doesn't feel great, it feels okay, and it DOES start to burn after a while. This video is lies."

Maybe he should trim his pubes. Or follow it up with shower sex.

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