The Great Christmas War ~ by TTA Fourm
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03-12-2015, 12:46 PM
The Great Christmas War ~ by TTA Fourm
Tis the Season when all threw the country this make believe War on Christmas starts.

But what if it was real?

Today I'd like it if we all start with creating a story called The Great Christmas War.

The Rules.
~ You can write up to a paragraph.
~ You can turn the story any direction you'd like, as long as it stays on topic.
~ Pick up where the last person left off.


The Great Christmas War

It was a cold morning in early December, when the supreme court ruled Christmas unlawful. Within an hour after their ruling the National Guard troops were set out to take down anyone wishing someone a Merry Christmas, as oppose to Happy Holidays. Mall Santa's where put into chains, Christmas Cards pulled from the mail, and presents burned. This was only the start.

Don't Live each day like it's your last. Live each day like you have 541 days after that one where every choice you make will have lasting implications to you and the world around you. ~ Tim Minchin
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03-12-2015, 12:50 PM
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03-12-2015, 12:50 PM
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"Begun....... the Christmas wars....... they have......"
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03-12-2015, 01:06 PM
RE: The Great Christmas War ~ by TTA Fourm
(03-12-2015 12:50 PM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  "Begun....... the Christmas wars....... they have......"

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03-12-2015, 01:20 PM
RE: The Great Christmas War ~ by TTA Fourm
"Begun....... the Christmas wars....... they have......"

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Banjo thought, as he finished his 1:1 model of a MIG fighter plane all armed to. . .
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03-12-2015, 02:38 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2015 02:42 PM by Nurse.)
RE: The Great Christmas War ~ by TTA Fourm
(03-12-2015 01:20 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  "Begun....... the Christmas wars....... they have......"

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Banjo thought, as he finished his 1:1 model of a MIG fighter plane all armed to. . .

...spray down spaghetti sauce upon the masses of southern US Christmas...erm...holiday shoppers just days after celebrating - with much thanks and full bellies - the genocide of Native Americans. This was the first of 12 the plagues of Christmas Death carried out by the Holiday Warriors. As the blood red sauce poured down, Banjo let out a rebel yell with a funny Australian accent, whooped and hollered "Prayer Warriors, my arse! It's a holiday for all! FSM, praise be upon him!"

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03-12-2015, 03:19 PM
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With Banjos mighty cry, the war had begun. Banjo and the Holiday Warriors began preparations. The first of the 12 Plagues would serve to cleanse the earth of those who openly resisted the abolition of Christmas. It would show the world how powerful Banjo was, and would be forever remembered as the official end of Christmas. Banjo busied himself by gathering his generals to give them their first directive: Gather the rats. For the first plague will be ugly. The first plague will be deadly. The first plague will be medieval.

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03-12-2015, 04:36 PM
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03-12-2015, 05:02 PM
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Santa wept.

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03-12-2015, 10:31 PM
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With Banjos mighty cry, the war had begun. Banjo and the Holiday Warriors began preparations. The first of the 12 Plagues would serve to cleanse the earth of those who openly resisted the abolition of Christmas. It would show the world how powerful Banjo was, and would be forever remembered as the official end of Christmas. Banjo busied himself by gathering his generals to give them their first directive: Gather the rats. For the first plague will be ugly. The first plague will be deadly. The first plague will be medieval.

The first plague would be GMO, engineered by Satan-inspired evil evolutionists. It would target only those whose brains had the faith-specific deformity that caused them to credulously accept incoherent ideas without support or evidence. Unfortunately, there would be collateral damage - most of those who followed New Age Woo would be sickened, possibly fatally. It would certainly be nearly 100% fatal to the French deconstructionists.

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