The History of Life on Earth in a Year

[EvolutionKills]

[DLJ]

Evolution's school report:

Dear Mr and Mrs Gods,

After an extremely slow start, your daughter has, in the past week (after that catastrophe), adapted well to life here.

As we discussed before, she showed signs of laziness and seemed to be altogether absent in the middle of the year.

But I am pleased that things have improved of late but she still has an obvious lack of direction and purpose.

Over the break, I would strongly recommend parental intervention.

I look forward to discussing further in the new year,
Yours,
Matron Nature

[earmuffs]

So it took man what? a minute to complete fuck up the earth?