The Holy Bible TL;DR version
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22-11-2014, 02:45 PM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
Consider
God created man in his image.


How come we're not invisible? Undecided

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22-11-2014, 06:58 PM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
Humans fear the night
Solace found in faith
Fucking really?

(22-11-2014 02:44 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(22-11-2014 02:39 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  Well I don't think we can condense it down any further than CleverUsername and Anjele, so for bonus points, give a summary in the form of a haiku.

Sadcryface Oh gawd, does that require math? Weeping

Only basic addition. Even I can handle that.

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

In man's struggle against the world, bet on the man.
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22-11-2014, 07:13 PM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
How about in a Limmerick?

As human descended from ape
They began to ponder their fate
Ripe with imagination
Conjured up invocation
And now for salvation they wait

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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23-11-2014, 01:06 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
(22-11-2014 02:31 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Can I try?

"In the beginning, God forgot what 'Omnipotent' means and discovered a love for torture porn.

The end."

almighty would be better word if we define it as having more power than anything else but is constrained and limited instead of having infinite power

if anyone said god can do anything then we're gonna have paradoxes and the wonderful sight sheep trying to escape the paradox and make themselves look silly in the process *runs to get fries and drinks to watch it*
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23-11-2014, 01:08 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
(22-11-2014 07:13 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  How about in a Limmerick?

As a highly cognitive apes descended from a common ape ancestor
They began to ponder their fate
Ripe with imagination
Conjured up invocation
And now for salvation they wait

correction made
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23-11-2014, 06:53 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
Sheep herders' customs
In the nuclear era
Make for odd morals
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23-11-2014, 06:55 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
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23-11-2014, 07:41 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
Maybe this would be considered commentary after the TL;DR version:

A bunch of ancient priests and scribes told a lot of stories about their backwards religion, none of which should be believed. Put this book down and read the Iliad or Harry Potter, they are more entertaining.

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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23-11-2014, 08:41 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
(23-11-2014 06:53 AM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Sheep herders' customs
In the nuclear era
Make for odd morals

That is really good! Thumbsup

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23-11-2014, 09:22 AM
RE: The Holy Bible TL;DR version
Assumption of extraneous variables is without bound.

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