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07-05-2014, 04:38 PM
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(06-05-2014 09:08 PM)Charis Wrote:  Pretty upset. Probably going to have a couple tonight. I just totally cursed out the first person I've ever cursed out on a forum, and I'm getting flashbacks from the triggers and stuff, and I just need a few.

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07-05-2014, 05:04 PM
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I wasn't sure where to post this so here it is, how to open beer bottles without a bottle opener while maintaining proper decorum.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/gentl...guide.html

I know the one using a bottle to open another bottle, the paper one is new though Yes

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07-05-2014, 09:03 PM
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(07-05-2014 05:04 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I wasn't sure where to post this so here it is, how to open beer bottles without a bottle opener while maintaining proper decorum.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/gentl...guide.html

I know the one using a bottle to open another bottle, the paper one is new though Yes

Belt buckle works as well.Thumbsup

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07-05-2014, 09:21 PM
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(07-05-2014 05:04 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I wasn't sure where to post this so here it is, how to open beer bottles without a bottle opener while maintaining proper decorum.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/gentl...guide.html

I know the one using a bottle to open another bottle, the paper one is new though Yes

Standard method is the lighter. The paper thing is just a really drawn out way of making an object shaped just like a lighter. The video demonstration was like watching an infomercial where the actor can't seem to be able to cut an apple without being brought to tears.

If you are a smoker and a beer drinker, opening a bottle with a lighter is like tying your shoe. If it isn't, then you just suck at life. Tongue

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07-05-2014, 09:27 PM
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(07-05-2014 09:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 05:04 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I wasn't sure where to post this so here it is, how to open beer bottles without a bottle opener while maintaining proper decorum.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/gentl...guide.html

I know the one using a bottle to open another bottle, the paper one is new though Yes

Standard method is the lighter. The paper thing is just a really drawn out way of making an object shaped just like a lighter. The video demonstration was like watching an infomercial where the actor can't seem to be able to cut an apple without being brought to tears.

If you are a smoker and a beer drinker, opening a bottle with a lighter is like tying your shoe. If it isn't, then you just suck at life. Tongue

I figured you manly men just bit off the top of the bottle. Tongue

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07-05-2014, 09:43 PM
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(07-05-2014 09:27 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 09:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Standard method is the lighter. The paper thing is just a really drawn out way of making an object shaped just like a lighter. The video demonstration was like watching an infomercial where the actor can't seem to be able to cut an apple without being brought to tears.

If you are a smoker and a beer drinker, opening a bottle with a lighter is like tying your shoe. If it isn't, then you just suck at life. Tongue

I figured you manly men just bit off the top of the bottle. Tongue

Well, sure, but you can't return the bottles once you've bitten the top off.

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07-05-2014, 09:46 PM
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(07-05-2014 09:43 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 09:27 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I figured you manly men just bit off the top of the bottle. Tongue

Well, sure, but you can't return the bottles once you've bitten the top off.

Good point.

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10-05-2014, 11:42 AM
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So i drank beer and am getting a lovel y buzz on. watching fummy pasta on youtube . I need a life

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10-05-2014, 12:22 PM
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I'm there..... lucky I got the bike in the garage... heat and to many beers Blush

I'm ready to go to bed,, I think. Unsure

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16-05-2014, 08:51 PM
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WHY is this substance in my cup not alcoholic? Consider

DISAPPOINT!

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