The Intelligent Design of Sneezing
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16-07-2012, 08:15 AM
RE: The Intelligent Design of Sneezing
(16-07-2012 12:36 AM)aurora Wrote:  What about the intelligent design of the orgasm? Consider Just sayin...
It's the reward for risking cooties. Yes

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16-07-2012, 08:33 AM
RE: The Intelligent Design of Sneezing
(16-07-2012 12:36 AM)aurora Wrote:  What about the intelligent design of the orgasm? Consider Just sayin...


Now, there is a good reason to believe. But I'm dubious. And if god created man in HIS image, and then modified the design to create woman, why did the dumbfuck give the gift of multiple orgasms to woman? Un-intelligent design IMO. And if he's so omnipotent why could he not reverse this choice... I mean, I've prayed hard enough, what more does he want?



Meanwhile, I think sneezing and blinking do meet the survival-criteria. Healthy apes (not blinded with motes or beams in their eyes and not continually snivelling) are more attractive to potential breeders.

Why didn't we get snake eyes? Cos we're not snakes.

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16-07-2012, 08:57 AM
RE: The Intelligent Design of Sneezing
(16-07-2012 08:14 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(15-07-2012 11:20 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  And eyelids were given to us so that we could close them when we're bowing our heads in reverence. That is what I assumed when I made the thread.


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I believe in the HoC vernacular, that's called running neck.

As a kid I heard that it's physically impossible to sneeze without blinking.

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16-07-2012, 01:16 PM
RE: The Intelligent Design of Sneezing
(16-07-2012 08:57 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(16-07-2012 08:14 AM)Chas Wrote:  I have partially automated my sock puppet resulting in copious posts. Drinking Beverage

I believe in the HoC vernacular, that's called running neck.

As a kid I heard that it's physically impossible to sneeze without blinking.
And you can't lick your elbow.
Yet another example of un-intelligent design.

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16-07-2012, 01:23 PM (This post was last modified: 16-07-2012 01:45 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: The Intelligent Design of Sneezing
(15-07-2012 08:56 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  There is no evolutionary benefit. Sneezing was created by God so people would be required to say, "God Bless You" and thus be remInded of our Creator on a regular basis.

Just as "blow it out your ass" as the recommendation for the other end, was created to remind non-farting preachers, they are evil, and unnatural.

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