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07-03-2015, 10:57 AM
The JWs just came to call....
Still in jammies, hair unbrushed and full of dog fur from the brushings I just gave, I answered the doorbell to a lady who handed me a flier. I flipped it open and saw it was the JWs, politely handed it back and said 'no thank you'.

She thanked me for answering the door...now, that says something about how welcome they are.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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07-03-2015, 11:19 AM
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(07-03-2015 10:57 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Still in jammies, hair unbrushed and full of dog fur from the brushings I just gave, I answered the doorbell to a lady who handed me a flier. I flipped it open and saw it was the JWs, politely handed it back and said 'no thank you'.

She thanked me for answering the door...now, that says something about how welcome they are.

One time a JW came to the door, handed me a flier and I replied, "Thanks, I'll recycle it immediately." Then I kinda crumpled it up and shut the door. But I wasn't snarly or anything. Yes

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
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07-03-2015, 11:21 AM
RE: The JWs just came to call....
Someone pushing the lord's heart just came to my door this minute, too. I blew it; I was nice and just said, "We're atheists. Thanks for the invite, though." What is wrong with me?

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07-03-2015, 11:21 AM
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(07-03-2015 11:19 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(07-03-2015 10:57 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Still in jammies, hair unbrushed and full of dog fur from the brushings I just gave, I answered the doorbell to a lady who handed me a flier. I flipped it open and saw it was the JWs, politely handed it back and said 'no thank you'.

She thanked me for answering the door...now, that says something about how welcome they are.

One time a JW came to the door, handed me a flier and I replied, "Thanks, I'll recycle it immediately." Then I kinda crumpled it up and shut the door. But I wasn't snarly or anything. Yes

I feel certain she is thankful I said no. I am in shorts so all my tattoos are blazing. Pretty sure I am not the type they really want to spend time with.

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07-03-2015, 12:20 PM
RE: The JWs just came to call....
Get a peephole. Problem solved.

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07-03-2015, 12:21 PM
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No harm, no foul.

She was polite, I was polite.

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07-03-2015, 12:26 PM
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When you get to "The Ranting Gryphon" website click on the audio file "Religion"


http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Audio/Audio.htm

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07-03-2015, 02:43 PM
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(07-03-2015 10:57 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Still in jammies, hair unbrushed and full of dog fur from the brushings I just gave, I answered the doorbell to a lady who handed me a flier. I flipped it open and saw it was the JWs, politely handed it back and said 'no thank you'.

She thanked me for answering the door...now, that says something about how welcome they are.

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07-03-2015, 03:12 PM
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Ah, I remember those wonderful days of going door to door....

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