The Jesus Shakedown
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02-05-2016, 02:37 PM
RE: The Jesus Shakedown
Nice afterlife youse gots here. Looks mighty flammable though. It'd be a real shame if it caught fire.

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02-05-2016, 03:34 PM
RE: The Jesus Shakedown
(02-05-2016 01:31 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 07:32 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  It occurs to me -- Christianity is exactly like the mafia asking for "protection money".


This god fella (The Don) sends his son (the enforcer) and says you have to believe in him (pay him off) -- or else you'll go to hell (or break your knees)...

At least with the mafioso -- they'll only come by once a month...............

And you don't have to put up with their bullshit forever....

Yeah, but the Mafia actually does break legs... God just threatens to do stuff to you after you're dead.

Actually, it's the PRIESTS threatening that God will do stuff to you after you're dead.

... and also breaking legs.

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02-05-2016, 03:41 PM
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02-05-2016, 04:03 PM
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It makes one wonder whether god is also involved in laundering money, gambling rackets, and prostitution.

He's probably running pure, uncut Bolivian on the side.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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02-05-2016, 04:09 PM
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(02-05-2016 04:03 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  It makes one wonder whether god is also involved in laundering money, gambling rackets, and prostitution.

He's probably running pure, uncut Bolivian on the side.

The way I hear it, He's the world's largest grower of marijuana, and included explicit instructions in the Bible that everyone's allowed to eat that herb.
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