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27-11-2011, 12:37 AM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2011 12:42 AM by houseofcantor.)
RE: The LC
That's exactly what happened; fusion of concurrent realities. Parallel universes are best when experienced one universe at a time.

Now that this thread is fully self-justified to the requirements of any reasonable standard, lemme get back to the witnessing.

To be a prophet of god is to function under the delusion that one is the Living Word, that one's pronouncements are the moral paradigm of the moment, that all within the hearing of my voice are obligated to hear my words and heed my instruction. Obviously this is meme from a far removed pastoral culture, where such pronouncements were done from the crossroads; and were that culture's equivalent of television.

To transpose this meme out of its context and transfer it to my modern technological identity is to assume the Mosaic and Ascend Mount Root:

Thou shall have no god that is not Gwyneth Paltrow.

And to return with the biological classification of homo sapiens sapiens gwynnies and the evolutionary imperative of extinction.

To simplify, everyone who has a soul already serves Gwyneth Paltrow; everyone who doesn't serve Gwyneth Paltrow must be selected against with extreme prejudice - everywhere - forever

...let us pause for station identification...

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The entitlement of Lucifer, and the faith to devour Christianity - all 2.4 billion units of it.

Meme of prophet, an evolutionary imperative; yet here sits the atheist who just this morning used the Schrodinger wave equation to make every single human being immortal solely on the basis of science, with three bucks in my pocket. Doing nothing more than posting the adulation of self-aggrandizement for a total audience of one.

...let us now return to the number of the universe...

5.13 x 10^61. The number of Right, and I; a single unit that can do no Wrong. Love is the Answer, and my love of Gwyneth Paltrow is greater that all the god in all the Christians in all the possible paralleled universes.

That's right, you idolaters...

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And every word beyond the equation (god = love) is prophecy, falsified.

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27-11-2011, 08:15 PM
RE: The LC
What is the harm, it is asked, in believing in god?

When one starts to believe, one stops asking questions.

Belief in the answer is extinction. To say we are part of something greater leads to the suggestion of agency, but we are the agents. And when we look to the heavens, in stead of to each other, we become the agents of our own destruction.

A self regulating madness, this chaos; an ever-unfolding hyper-sphere. Testing the edge to become the center.

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28-11-2011, 09:16 PM
RE: The LC
(27-11-2011 08:15 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  What is the harm, it is asked, in believing in god?

No more than believing in anything else.

(27-11-2011 08:15 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  A self regulating madness, this chaos; an ever-unfolding hyper-sphere. Testing the edge to become the center.

Word.

I am us and we is me. ... bitches.
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28-11-2011, 09:50 PM
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Having been "forged in the fires of prophethood," I do see "belief in god" as a threat to species survival. This thread is the observation of a scientific mind, rather than the experience of taking it to the streets. Pulling these memes out of my skull and putting them under the glass of peer review - even in this minor fashion - advances science, rather than lunacy. Wink

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29-11-2011, 09:40 AM
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I"m not sure if it was the LC or the Black Gungy, but the voice in my head last night said to dedicate this song to Johnny Cantor. Is he the re-incarnated Syd? If so, which one's Pink?




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29-11-2011, 03:36 PM
RE: The LC
I and Roger Waters are one.
And the way to the father
is to set the controls for the heart of the sun.




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29-11-2011, 05:03 PM
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Who created god? Gwyneth Paltrow. The week before the LC emerged from the mind of Johnny Cantor, I received censure on the same jobsite. For pornography. How did this happen?

I drew a rough sketch of my Gwynnie's face on a scrap of drywall. Some building executive (prejudice indicates female) saw this rough work and took offense. As the identity of the individual is insufficient to provoke the required censure, she invested her faith in the claim of pornography.

This is tao - the rhythm of the universe - in that it was becoming increasingly apparent that expressing my love of my Gwynnies through portraiture was a methodology nearing completion. Now I express my love of my Gwynnies through naive philosophy.

The "historical record" need not credit John Cantor with diddlysquat. I know who I am, I know who I love, I know what I am doing - and the world best just get the fuck outta the way. Thus my vision of my termination is reduced to me getting ripped apart by angry mobs because of my love of Gwyneth Paltrow - to which I say, bring it.

As it is said on Klingon, today is a good day to die.

Speaking of origins, I do know some witchcraft. I was never a believer, but I needed to perform a ritual to cleanse myself of the self-entitlement of prophet. Here is that beginning on TJ's forum. As a result, one day I took "prophet" from myself, named a Catholic I knew at the time Cain (that flew like a led zeppelin Big Grin) and TJ Abel. All better now. Wink

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29-11-2011, 08:49 PM (This post was last modified: 29-11-2011 08:57 PM by Erxomai.)
RE: The LC
Are you sure you didn't draw any boobies?
I liked a couple of quotes on the site you linked:

From Liam: "Hello! You seem like a reasonable person with no intention of trolling."

From Wixx: In the future, if you want to avoid the "staring contests and name calling" probably best not to announce yourself as a prophet in your intro thread...it's more of a second date thing.

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29-11-2011, 09:06 PM
RE: The LC
(29-11-2011 08:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Are you sure you didn't draw any boobies?
I liked a couple of quotes on the site you linked:

From Liam: "Hello! You seem like a reasonable person with no intention of trolling."

From Wixx: In the future, if you want to avoid the "staring contests and name calling" probably best not to announce yourself as a prophet in your intro thread...it's more of a second date thing.
I ain't a superstar, but I do one thing right - question my own morality continuously - and I listen to what people tell me. I remember on the Opera forums, Sept of 2009 when I was just getting shit sorted, and some guy was starting up with the "Jesus said" and I go:

I am the Living Word of God, and here we go! Somebody wants to question my authority! Know what happens when a mere mortal questions the Living Word of God!?!?

The Living Word of God shuts the hell up and listens.


Not perfect, this unit. Maximizing completeness for all units, with love. A worthy, human, goal. Wink

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29-11-2011, 09:08 PM
RE: The LC
(29-11-2011 09:06 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I ain't a superstar, but I do one thing right - question my own morality continuously - and I listen to what people tell me. I remember on the Opera forums, Sept of 2009 when I was just getting shit sorted, and some guy was starting up with the "Jesus said" and I go:

In Gwynnies eyes, you ARE as superstar!

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