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13-06-2013, 11:03 PM (This post was last modified: 13-06-2013 11:14 PM by GirlyMan.)
The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
I worked with this guy for decades, we are good friends. I give a shit about his personal metaphysics about as much as I give a shit if he has hairy feet. But, what the fuck, shit went south after he started working for the bitch. ... And yes, Girly was his primary drinking partner encouraging him to greater and greater levels of inebriation.

Paraphrased:
"After a productive career in the Computer Science I was called into the service of Jesus Christ in Feb. 2005. I heard a voice in my head that said 'if you want more of my Spirit, then you must forgo inebriation' I drank a lot of alcohol then, but stopped immediately and haven't drank since. I sold my business and went to work as a full-time employee for the Lord. Since that time I have lost my rental properties, my family, my house, and my retirement all in the service of the Lord. This does not deter me for the scriptures say that these things will happen. I fight on working for the Lord doing all that He leads me to do. My primary job for the Lord is to help people develop a real relationship with God. That is what the gospel is all about. It is NOT about going to church."

Have thought about asking dude to come over here and commune with us, but ain't sure it's a wise idea.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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13-06-2013, 11:14 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
Heart ya Girlie!

If you think he'll be a good fit...


When tears are in your eyes and you can't find the way
It's hard to make believe you're happy when you're gray
Baby, when you're feelin' like you'll never see the mornin' light
Come to me..Baby, you'll see -- The Four Seasons

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13-06-2013, 11:18 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I worked with this guy for decades, we are good friends. I give a shit about his personal metaphysics about as much as I give a shit if he has hairy feet. But, what the fuck, shit went south after he started working for the bitch. ... And yes, Girly was his primary drinking partner encouraging him to greater and greater levels of inebriation.

Paraphrased:
"After a productive career in the Computer Science I was called into the service of Jesus Christ in Feb. 2005. I heard a voice in my head that said 'if you want more of my Spirit, then you must forgo inebriation' I drank a lot of alcohol then, but stopped immediately and haven't drank since. I sold my business and went to work as a full-time employee for the Lord. Since that time I have lost my rental properties, my family, my house, and my retirement all in the service of the Lord. This does not deter me for the scriptures say that these things will happen. I fight on working for the Lord doing all that He leads me to do. My primary job for the Lord is to help people develop a real relationship with God. That is what the gospel is all about. It is NOT about going to church."

Have thought about asking dude to come over here and commune with us, but ain't sure it's a wise idea.

Wear your fundoshi and all will be well.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
~Izel
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13-06-2013, 11:24 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:14 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Heart ya Girlie!

If you think he'll be a good fit...

Don't think dude's ready for us as a group yet. ... Ima gonna give him a massage or two first (no, there will not be happy endings).Tongue

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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13-06-2013, 11:25 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:14 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Heart ya Girlie!

If you think he'll be a good fit...

Don't think dude's ready for us as a group yet. ... Ima gonna give him a massage or two first (no, there will not be happy endings).Tongue

Bring it. We'll be gentle. I'll even use lube.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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13-06-2013, 11:27 PM
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(13-06-2013 11:25 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Don't think dude's ready for us as a group yet. ... Ima gonna give him a massage or two first (no, there will not be happy endings).Tongue

Bring it. We'll be gentle. I'll even use lube.

He just means he'll spit on the tip...well, I don't know that from experience or nothin'....nevermind......No

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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13-06-2013, 11:27 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Wear your fundoshi and all will be well.

Pfffft, dude's already seen that. He is a close friend. Tongue

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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13-06-2013, 11:33 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Wear your fundoshi and all will be well.

Pfffft, dude's already seen that. He is a close friend. Tongue

Ohmy


When tears are in your eyes and you can't find the way
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Baby, when you're feelin' like you'll never see the mornin' light
Come to me..Baby, you'll see -- The Four Seasons

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13-06-2013, 11:37 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:33 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Pfffft, dude's already seen that. He is a close friend. Tongue

Ohmy


Gymnasium showers, silly Mom. Tongue

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13-06-2013, 11:39 PM
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(13-06-2013 11:27 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:25 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Bring it. We'll be gentle. I'll even use lube.

He just means he'll spit on the tip...well, I don't know that from experience or nothin'....nevermind......No

I wouldn't have needed to spit if you were a squirter.

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