The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
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13-06-2013, 11:49 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:37 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:33 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Ohmy


Gymnasium showers, silly Mom. Tongue
Wow...

You're into those?!

Once dated to who asked...

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13-06-2013, 11:52 PM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:39 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:27 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  He just means he'll spit on the tip...well, I don't know that from experience or nothin'....nevermind......No

I wouldn't have needed to spit if you were a squirter.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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14-06-2013, 12:04 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
I don't know Girly, we're kind of like cats. Oh sure, we'll play real nice with our little friends... until they stop moving... and have lost most of their hair... then, we may as well go ahead and eat them. Don't want them to start smelling. Dodgy

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14-06-2013, 12:13 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:49 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:37 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Gymnasium showers, silly Mom. Tongue
Wow...

You're into those?!

We just kinda shower and rinse off after we workout, that's all.

Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean there aren't people who should pray for their sorry ass to be saved.
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14-06-2013, 12:21 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
(13-06-2013 11:39 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(13-06-2013 11:27 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  He just means he'll spit on the tip...well, I don't know that from experience or nothin'....nevermind......No

I wouldn't have needed to spit if you were a squirter.

Everyone squirts, it just takes someone who knows what they're doing....Drinking Beverage

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14-06-2013, 06:36 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
Why do you think this guy is amenable to reason? Huh

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14-06-2013, 07:23 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
What are we talking about?


Who the fuck are you people?

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14-06-2013, 08:07 AM
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I don't see that ending well for your friend... either he will run for the hills and pray, or it will be a bitch to realize that he's squandered his life's accomplishments for nothing.

Either way, he'll be one unhappy dude.

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14-06-2013, 08:11 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
I bet some church sends him to a 3rd world country next....to live there permanently. He's got "sucker" stamped on his forehead --won't be long before his life is sucked away just like his belongings.


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14-06-2013, 08:56 AM
RE: The Lord has royally screwed my friend.
His treasure is waiting in Heaven Rolleyes

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21Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said to him, One thing you lack: go your way, sell whatever you have, and give to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me. 22And he was sad at that saying, and went away grieved: for he had great possessions. … for instance he had an HD 60" flat-screen, a 2012 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500, income producing properties, 300 slaves and a brand new George Foreman grill.

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