The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
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12-05-2013, 07:47 PM
The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
LOL. get naked and go for a walk around the neighborhood? with your Mom & kids?

North Carolina...never a shortage of crazy bible thumpers

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/05...c-jam.html


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12-05-2013, 07:51 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
(12-05-2013 07:47 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  LOL. get naked and go for a walk around the neighborhood? with your Mom & kids?

North Carolina...never a shortage of crazy bible thumpers

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/05...c-jam.html

"When police stopped the women, they said “the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street,” Farley said."

If this was the only thing the Lord would tell people I'd be a theist!

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12-05-2013, 09:58 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
I like naked. I do it often. Never thought to ask the Lard if it was cool with him though...

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12-05-2013, 10:28 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
(12-05-2013 07:47 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  LOL. get naked and go for a walk around the neighborhood? with your Mom & kids?

North Carolina...never a shortage of crazy bible thumpers

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/05...c-jam.html

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13-05-2013, 11:04 AM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
I guarantee you that they conform to the nudist paradox:

People who walk around naked are never the ones anyone wants to see naked.

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13-05-2013, 05:29 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
If that's all it takes to blow the minds of locals, I think perhaps God was right that they need more nudity in their community.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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13-05-2013, 06:16 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
So when the Lord told them to walk down the street naked, did he take the form of:

A) a burning bush

B) a white dove

C) a talking snake

D) their pervy next-door neighbor, Skeeter

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13-05-2013, 06:18 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
(13-05-2013 06:16 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  So when the Lord told them to walk down the street naked, did he take the form of:

A) a burning bush

B) a white dove

C) a talking snake

D) their pervy next-door neighbor, Skeeter

Oprah.

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13-05-2013, 06:26 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
(13-05-2013 06:16 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  So when the Lord told them to walk down the street naked, did he take the form of:

A) a burning bush

B) a white dove

C) a talking snake

D) their pervy next-door neighbor, Skeeter

He manifested as a web site.

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13-05-2013, 06:34 PM
RE: The Lord said "Let's Get Naked!"
(12-05-2013 07:47 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  LOL. get naked and go for a walk around the neighborhood? with your Mom & kids?

North Carolina...never a shortage of crazy bible thumpers

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/05...c-jam.html


Of course! The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, especially cumbersome clothing on a nice sunny day!Angel
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