The Nielsen Ratings and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
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03-07-2015, 04:20 PM
The Nielsen Ratings and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
I got tapped to do the Nielsen ratings....

And I realize -- I'm being influenced in what I watch, because somebody's watching me watching......


And now that I told you about it -- I'm really fucked - because I know somebody ELSE is paying attention to my habits.........

Conclusion --

If they want accurate data -- the Nielsen people are going to have to hire ninjas to peek in people's windows - to see what they're watching.......

And even THAT might affect the outcome....

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03-07-2015, 04:22 PM
RE: The Nielsen Ratings and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
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