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17-05-2016, 08:05 AM
RE: The One True Jelly
I love them all... but hey, I'm a jelly slut like that! Big Grin

My fav is orange marmalade. I would prostitue myself for orange marmalade. Yes

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17-05-2016, 08:08 AM
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(17-05-2016 07:14 AM)Aliza Wrote:  [Image: GS1_10051500001636_PRODUCT_IMAGE_1005150...B_JPG.JPEG]


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17-05-2016, 08:14 AM
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You're all wrong. I have scripture to prove it. It was revealed to me on the back of a label.

Damn infidels.

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17-05-2016, 08:20 AM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 08:05 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  I love them all... but hey, I'm a jelly slut like that! Big Grin

My fav is orange marmalade. I would prostitue myself for orange marmalade. Yes

If you're gonna add marmalade into the mix, there is only one true way to go!




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17-05-2016, 08:26 AM
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Blessed be the true jelly and as it's prophet I ask for peace among us all, by any means necessary. Allah Jellybar!

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17-05-2016, 08:32 AM (This post was last modified: 17-05-2016 08:36 AM by Loom.)
RE: The One True Jelly
You heathens.

There is only one True spreadable spread that belongs on bread. And is good on really, anything.

Jelly can't do that.

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Jelly ain't got nothin.

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17-05-2016, 08:35 AM
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(17-05-2016 08:32 AM)Loom Wrote:  You heathens.

There is only one True spreadable spread that belongs on bread. And really, anything.

Jelly can't do that.

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17-05-2016, 08:42 AM
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I think poor BnW has finally cracked under seemingly tremendous pressure.

The best jelly is boysenberry -- like everyone knows that. Drinking Beverage


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17-05-2016, 09:42 AM
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(17-05-2016 07:14 AM)Aliza Wrote:  [Image: GS1_10051500001636_PRODUCT_IMAGE_1005150...B_JPG.JPEG]


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No, no, no. It's gotta be SEEDLESS strawberries. Heart I can't stand all the strawberry globs in the regular Smucker's strawberry. It's gotta be smooth. Smooth, I tell you. Angry

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17-05-2016, 09:45 AM
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(17-05-2016 09:42 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 07:14 AM)Aliza Wrote:  [Image: GS1_10051500001636_PRODUCT_IMAGE_1005150...B_JPG.JPEG]


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No, no, no. It's gotta be SEEDLESS strawberries. Heart I can't stand all the strawberry globs in the regular Smucker's strawberry. It's gotta be smooth. Smooth, I tell you. Angry

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I can agree to your terms. We can now begin our proper and true Smucker's Strawberry Jam religion and start a holy war against BnW's stupid "Welch's Grape Jelly" cult. Tongue
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