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17-05-2016, 09:46 AM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 08:32 AM)Loom Wrote:  You heathens.

There is only one True spreadable spread that belongs on bread. And is good on really, anything.

Jelly can't do that.

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Jelly ain't got nothin.

Dang. I don't buy Nutella much because if it's in the cupboard I, fursure, grab a tablespoon and simply scoop out gobs of it and just eat spoonfuls of it. I'm a super horrible person when it comes to Nutella. Evil_monster

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17-05-2016, 10:03 AM
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Jelly is the poor, underprivileged, uncultured step-cousin of the True Jam®.

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17-05-2016, 10:16 AM
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Jams, marmalade and the like are sent from hell to sway you from the One True Path to salvation, enlightenment, and better tasting toast and sandwiches. Nutella is just for deviants and I better not see any nutella eaters in the same public bathroom with me or there will be hell to pay.

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17-05-2016, 12:12 PM
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(17-05-2016 10:16 AM)BnW Wrote:  Jams, marmalade and the like are sent from hell to sway you from the One True Path to salvation, enlightenment, and better tasting toast and sandwiches. Nutella is just for deviants and I better not see any nutella eaters in the same public bathroom with me or there will be hell to pay.
Without Nutella you bring suffering upon yourself. The absence of Nutella in your life is what 'hell' truly is.

Only with Nutella can you know True Happiness.

Ignorance is not to be ignored.

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17-05-2016, 12:14 PM
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You are all headed for damnation. Preserves are the one true path. Whole fruits swimming in gelatinous goodness. Yea, it is so and so it shall be done!

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17-05-2016, 12:35 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 08:32 AM)Loom Wrote:  You heathens.

There is only one True spreadable spread that belongs on bread. And is good on really, anything.

Jelly can't do that.

[Image: 732487d8-7860-331e-90f0-0bf92c9c3af1]

Jelly ain't got nothin.

When one of my sons was at university, he lived in a coed dorm. The girls had to have Nutella. It was like crack for them.
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17-05-2016, 12:51 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 12:12 PM)Loom Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 10:16 AM)BnW Wrote:  Jams, marmalade and the like are sent from hell to sway you from the One True Path to salvation, enlightenment, and better tasting toast and sandwiches. Nutella is just for deviants and I better not see any nutella eaters in the same public bathroom with me or there will be hell to pay.
Without Nutella you bring suffering upon yourself. The absence of Nutella in your life is what 'hell' truly is.

Only with Nutella can you know True Happiness.

Have you ever made Smores with Nutella? Aw, it's the best. Thumbsup It's yummy for the tummy! Drooling

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We should make a Nutella thread. Big Grin

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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17-05-2016, 01:02 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 12:51 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 12:12 PM)Loom Wrote:  Without Nutella you bring suffering upon yourself. The absence of Nutella in your life is what 'hell' truly is.

Only with Nutella can you know True Happiness.

Have you ever made Smores with Nutella? Aw, it's the best. Thumbsup It's yummy for the tummy! Drooling

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We should make a Nutella thread. Big Grin

We should make a Nutella religion Tongue

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17-05-2016, 01:07 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 01:02 PM)Loom Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 12:51 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Have you ever made Smores with Nutella? Aw, it's the best. Thumbsup It's yummy for the tummy! Drooling

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We should make a Nutella thread. Big Grin

We should make a Nutella religion Tongue

YES!

oooOOOOOOoooooo........Nutella.......

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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17-05-2016, 01:09 PM (This post was last modified: 17-05-2016 01:13 PM by Loom.)
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 01:07 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 01:02 PM)Loom Wrote:  We should make a Nutella religion Tongue

YES!

oooOOOOOOoooooo........Nutella.......

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The one Spread that is truly worthy of worship and praise.

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