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17-05-2016, 01:42 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 12:12 PM)Loom Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 10:16 AM)BnW Wrote:  Jams, marmalade and the like are sent from hell to sway you from the One True Path to salvation, enlightenment, and better tasting toast and sandwiches. Nutella is just for deviants and I better not see any nutella eaters in the same public bathroom with me or there will be hell to pay.
Without Nutella you bring suffering upon yourself. The absence of Nutella in your life is what 'hell' truly is.

Only with Nutella can you know True Happiness.

I view Nutella the way the religious folk view sex. Sure, it's awesome but it's the path to damnation! We weren't put here for that kind of pleasure.

Put another way: you can have fun, you just can't have Nutella kind of fun.

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17-05-2016, 01:47 PM
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'nuff said. Smokin
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17-05-2016, 01:56 PM
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Or

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17-05-2016, 01:57 PM
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Just want to sneak in here and say hot brownies frosted with nutella. That is all.

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17-05-2016, 01:59 PM
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(17-05-2016 01:57 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  Just want to sneak in here and say hot brownies frosted with nutella. That is all.

Damn pagans are everywhere.

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17-05-2016, 02:03 PM
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Back to the jelly subject. I never can see the difference between a jelly a jam and a spread. They all taste the same.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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17-05-2016, 02:49 PM
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Great, now I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, preferably in donut form:

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17-05-2016, 02:52 PM
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Jelly Akbar Boom.

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17-05-2016, 02:56 PM
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Canna Jelly.

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17-05-2016, 02:56 PM
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Welch's Concord Grape isn't exactly my favorite but it's a solid go-to jelly for your general purpose jelly needs.
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