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17-05-2016, 03:06 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
I have found the Anti-Jelly.

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17-05-2016, 03:32 PM
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17-05-2016, 04:20 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
You are a bunch of heathens.

Jelly is made with the juices, strained, and if done properly should be clear with a perfectly even texture.

Jam is when some cretin gets lazy and just leaves a bunch of fruit in what should have been jelly.

Nutella is an abomination.

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17-05-2016, 04:36 PM
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(17-05-2016 04:20 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  You are a bunch of heathens.

Jelly is made with the juices, strained, and if done properly should be clear with a perfectly even texture.

Jam is when some cretin gets lazy and just leaves a bunch of fruit in what should have been jelly.

Nutella is an abomination.

I don't understand the fascination with Nutella. I tried it once and thought it was gross. Hazelnuts aren't a favorite anyway. But the quality of chocolate used was awful.


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17-05-2016, 04:40 PM
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Smuckers rhymes with fuckers.

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17-05-2016, 04:41 PM
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(17-05-2016 09:42 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 07:14 AM)Aliza Wrote:  [Image: GS1_10051500001636_PRODUCT_IMAGE_1005150...B_JPG.JPEG]


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No, no, no. It's gotta be SEEDLESS strawberries. Heart I can't stand all the strawberry globs in the regular Smucker's strawberry. It's gotta be smooth. Smooth, I tell you. Angry

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17-05-2016, 04:49 PM
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I feel now is an excellent time to remind everyone about peanut butter. Heart

I love you, peanut butter.
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17-05-2016, 06:26 PM
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(17-05-2016 04:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 04:20 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  You are a bunch of heathens.

Jelly is made with the juices, strained, and if done properly should be clear with a perfectly even texture.

Jam is when some cretin gets lazy and just leaves a bunch of fruit in what should have been jelly.

Nutella is an abomination.

I don't understand the fascination with Nutella. I tried it once and thought it was gross. Hazelnuts aren't a favorite anyway. But the quality of chocolate used was awful.

I truly adore hazelnuts (AKA filberts). No one wanted to crack those bad boys open, so I got them all, when a bag of mixed nuts made it into the house. Them and pecans. Yum! I can't eat Nutella due to the milk content, as I have lactose intolerance, so I couldn't vouch for the flavor, myself.
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17-05-2016, 06:48 PM
RE: The One True Jelly
(17-05-2016 06:26 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 04:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I don't understand the fascination with Nutella. I tried it once and thought it was gross. Hazelnuts aren't a favorite anyway. But the quality of chocolate used was awful.

I truly adore hazelnuts (AKA filberts). No one wanted to crack those bad boys open, so I got them all, when a bag of mixed nuts made it into the house. Them and pecans. Yum! I can't eat Nutella due to the milk content, as I have lactose intolerance, so I couldn't vouch for the flavor, myself.

I like hazelnuts and worship chocolate. But Nutella is yucky. Weird texture and chocolate that tastes to me like it was cooked wrong.
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17-05-2016, 07:15 PM
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(17-05-2016 04:49 PM)Aliza Wrote:  I feel now is an excellent time to remind everyone about peanut butter. Heart

I love you, peanut butter.

In the beginning there was just bread and water, and the people did cry out, "this is rather bland", and so the almighty gave to the people the "butter of the nut of pea"... to spread upon the breads of the Earth.

And it was good, and they did rejoice...

(Later that century, or millennia... seriously who the hell even keeps track of that crap ) The almighty did look on the Earth and did see that the people were doing nasty things with the "butters of the nuts of pea"

And so in his anger he did send a plague against the houses of the peanut sinners and he did close their throats so that they would be extinguished from the Earth.

And then the Almighty did then say "never again shall I extinguish so many from the Earth by the closing of their throats." (cause I have so many other ways Evil_monster )

Then he said I shall send my only begotten butter : the WOWBUTTER

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Seriously, it has WOW in the name! What more do you want.

And the "WOWBUTTER" did say that no one shall enter the mouth of God but through me, for only through me can you enter the sandwich of Enlightenment and only through the "sandwich" can you enter the mouth of God.

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