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30-06-2015, 09:14 AM
The Onion laughs at relgion
This isn't a picture, so I figured I'd start a new thread for it. The Onion has always been great at mocking religion. So, here's a place to link any funny articles.

Researchers Say Virgin Mary Actually God’s Second Choice To Bear Son
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30-06-2015, 09:18 AM
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An old one, and a bit more gory: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
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30-06-2015, 09:24 AM
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(30-06-2015 09:18 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  An old one, and a bit more gory: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell

Hahaha. And scroll down to the horoscopes too. Hahaha.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-06-2015, 10:36 AM
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Funny stuff.

Atheism is NOT a Religion. It's A Personal Relationship With Reality!
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30-06-2015, 11:06 AM
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(30-06-2015 09:14 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  This isn't a picture, so I figured I'd start a new thread for it. The Onion has always been great at mocking religion. So, here's a place to link any funny articles.

Researchers Say Virgin Mary Actually God’s Second Choice To Bear Son

That just won't work...

Hail Erica, full of grace.
The Lord is with thee.

Nope - too many syllables in Erica.

Wait a minute - full of grace...does that imply that baby Jebus was really baby Grace? That could change things. Consider

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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30-06-2015, 11:18 AM
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(30-06-2015 11:06 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Wait a minute - full of grace...does that imply that baby Jebus was really baby Grace? That could change things. Consider

God had to make some sacrifices when things didn't work out with Erica. Most notably, he wasn't planning on having Grace killed. She was supposed to rule here on Earth for thousands of years.

Sigh. What could have been...
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30-06-2015, 11:21 AM
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(30-06-2015 11:18 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(30-06-2015 11:06 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Wait a minute - full of grace...does that imply that baby Jebus was really baby Grace? That could change things. Consider

God had to make some sacrifices when things didn't work out with Erica. Most notably, he wasn't planning on having Grace killed. She was supposed to rule here on Earth for thousands of years.

Sigh. What could have been...

Grace may explain the long hair in all the pics...Consider

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30-06-2015, 11:28 AM
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(30-06-2015 09:18 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  An old one, and a bit more gory: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell

lol. Atta was horrified to learn that HE was one of the virgins and he was the property of a dominatrix.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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01-07-2015, 05:36 AM
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01-07-2015, 05:37 AM
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Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

"From now on, the streets, forests, plains, and rivers of Kansas will be safe from the godless practice of evolution, and species will be able to procreate without deviating from God's intended design,"
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