The Perfect Woman of '12
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
24-12-2012, 11:27 AM
The Perfect Woman of '12
171 pounds, a pear-shaped body and a taste for beefsteak: Meet Elsie Scheel, the Cornell student declared 1912's perfect woman

Who doesn't love a woman with a taste for beefsteak? Drooling


[Image: article-0-169DB5CD000005DC-511_634x585.jpg]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...ds-newsxml

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
~Izel
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-12-2012, 11:37 AM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
Screw this. I was more upset by the first of the most read news.

And this is the perfect woman of all times (just sparing Johnny the effort - I know he's way too busy with all those Xmas preparations, gift-wrapping and eggnog-making).
[Image: gwyneth-paltrow-15.jpg]

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like Vera's post
24-12-2012, 11:55 AM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
I have not had the chance to use this saying for a while...........

Id smash her back doors in Thumbsup

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like bemore's post
24-12-2012, 11:57 AM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 11:55 AM)bemore Wrote:  I have not had the chance to use this saying for a while...........

Id smash her back doors in Thumbsup
Sounds painful as hell.

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Vera's post
24-12-2012, 12:03 PM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 11:37 AM)Vera Wrote:  And this is the perfect woman of all times
OK... I like you again. Hug

[Image: ZF1ZJ4M.jpg]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-12-2012, 12:11 PM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 12:03 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  OK... I like you again. Hug
The fiddle - you guys.
This very very cute guy - me, playing you guys like oneWink
[Image: 3749299278_cef1021ac1_b.jpg]

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-12-2012, 01:49 PM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 12:11 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(24-12-2012 12:03 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  OK... I like you again. Hug
The fiddle - you guys.
This very very cute guy - me, playing you guys like oneWink

hmmm hmmm, sure, you're quite the maestro. Drinking Beverage

[Image: worlds-smallest-violin.jpg]

You do realize Johnny's not a real boy, right?





Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.

Any promise of a postmortem preservation of personal identity is preposterous. (read in Daffy Duck voice)
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-12-2012, 02:12 PM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 01:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  hmmm hmmm, sure, you're quite the maestro. Drinking Beverage

[Image: worlds-smallest-violin.jpg]

Dude! This is so not the right size. Now the one below.... (I've seen him live and he's even cuter than in this picture Drinking Beverage
[Image: Jakob-Koranyi-Lisa-Marie-Mazzucco.jpg]

Quote:You do realize Johnny's not a real boy, right?
Way cuter than I thought he was Hug

Quote:Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.
Couldn't have given it to him in private, could you? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is making me...

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-12-2012, 02:28 PM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 02:12 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(24-12-2012 01:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.
Couldn't have given it to him in private, could you? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is making me...

Don't worry, after the Holidays I usually replace it with this one, just 'cause it pisses Johnny off.

[Image: nicholson-1.gif]

Any promise of a postmortem preservation of personal identity is preposterous. (read in Daffy Duck voice)
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like GirlyMan's post
24-12-2012, 02:37 PM
RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... I know what I am getting for Jeebus' bday this year - a whole lot of particularly creepy nightmares.

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Vera's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: