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The Perfect Woman of '12
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24-12-2012, 11:27 AM
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The Perfect Woman of '12
171 pounds, a pear-shaped body and a taste for beefsteak: Meet Elsie Scheel, the Cornell student declared 1912's perfect woman
Who doesn't love a woman with a taste for beefsteak?  ![[Image: article-0-169DB5CD000005DC-511_634x585.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/21/article-0-169DB5CD000005DC-511_634x585.jpg) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...ds-newsxml "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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24-12-2012, 11:37 AM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
Screw this. I was more upset by the first of the most read news.
And this is the perfect woman of all times (just sparing Johnny the effort - I know he's way too busy with all those Xmas preparations, gift-wrapping and eggnog-making). ![[Image: gwyneth-paltrow-15.jpg]](http://fapadores.factor45.org/upload/images/20110801/gwyneth-paltrow-15.jpg)
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24-12-2012, 11:55 AM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
I have not had the chance to use this saying for a while...........
Id smash her back doors in 
The same colour blood just pass through our veins and tears taste the same when they splash on your face. Cant separate and still carry the weight, gotta heal get away from the fear and the hate. Gotta shake free from them chains, you see what remains, just a human being at the end of the day. |
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24-12-2012, 11:57 AM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 11:55 AM)bemore Wrote: I have not had the chance to use this saying for a while...........Sounds painful as hell. |
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24-12-2012, 12:03 PM
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24-12-2012, 12:11 PM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 12:03 PM)houseofcantor Wrote: OK... I like you again.The fiddle - you guys. This very very cute guy - me, playing you guys like one  ![[Image: 3749299278_cef1021ac1_b.jpg]](http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3527/3749299278_cef1021ac1_b.jpg)
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24-12-2012, 01:49 PM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 12:11 PM)Vera Wrote:(24-12-2012 12:03 PM)houseofcantor Wrote: OK... I like you again.The fiddle - you guys. hmmm hmmm, sure, you're quite the maestro.  ![[Image: worlds-smallest-violin.jpg]](http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h328/girlybro/worlds-smallest-violin.jpg) You do realize Johnny's not a real boy, right? Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again. ![[Image: dunce_cap-1.jpg]](http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h328/girlybro/dunce_cap-1.jpg)
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24-12-2012, 02:12 PM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 01:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote: hmmm hmmm, sure, you're quite the maestro. Dude! This is so not the right size. Now the one below.... (I've seen him live and he's even cuter than in this picture ![[Image: Jakob-Koranyi-Lisa-Marie-Mazzucco.jpg]](http://www.concerthallorganisation.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jakob-Koranyi-Lisa-Marie-Mazzucco.jpg) Quote:You do realize Johnny's not a real boy, right?Way cuter than I thought he was  Quote:Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.Couldn't have given it to him in private, could you? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is making me... |
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24-12-2012, 02:28 PM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
(24-12-2012 02:12 PM)Vera Wrote:(24-12-2012 01:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote: Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.Couldn't have given it to him in private, could you? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is making me... Don't worry, after the Holidays I usually replace it with this one, just 'cause it pisses Johnny off. ![[Image: nicholson-1.gif]](http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h328/girlybro/nicholson-1.gif)
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24-12-2012, 02:37 PM
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RE: The Perfect Woman of '12
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... I know what I am getting for Jeebus' bday this year - a whole lot of particularly creepy nightmares.
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