The Perfect Woman of '12
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24-12-2012, 11:27 AM
The Perfect Woman of '12
171 pounds, a pear-shaped body and a taste for beefsteak: Meet Elsie Scheel, the Cornell student declared 1912's perfect woman

Who doesn't love a woman with a taste for beefsteak? Drooling


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24-12-2012, 11:37 AM
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Screw this. I was more upset by the first of the most read news.

And this is the perfect woman of all times (just sparing Johnny the effort - I know he's way too busy with all those Xmas preparations, gift-wrapping and eggnog-making).
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24-12-2012, 11:55 AM
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I have not had the chance to use this saying for a while...........

Id smash her back doors in Thumbsup

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24-12-2012, 11:57 AM
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(24-12-2012 11:55 AM)bemore Wrote:  I have not had the chance to use this saying for a while...........

Id smash her back doors in Thumbsup
Sounds painful as hell.

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24-12-2012, 12:03 PM
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(24-12-2012 11:37 AM)Vera Wrote:  And this is the perfect woman of all times
OK... I like you again. Hug

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24-12-2012, 12:11 PM
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(24-12-2012 12:03 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  OK... I like you again. Hug
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This very very cute guy - me, playing you guys like oneWink
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24-12-2012, 01:49 PM
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(24-12-2012 12:11 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(24-12-2012 12:03 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  OK... I like you again. Hug
The fiddle - you guys.
This very very cute guy - me, playing you guys like oneWink

hmmm hmmm, sure, you're quite the maestro. Drinking Beverage

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24-12-2012, 02:12 PM
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(24-12-2012 01:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  hmmm hmmm, sure, you're quite the maestro. Drinking Beverage

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Dude! This is so not the right size. Now the one below.... (I've seen him live and he's even cuter than in this picture Drinking Beverage
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Quote:You do realize Johnny's not a real boy, right?
Way cuter than I thought he was Hug

Quote:Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.
Couldn't have given it to him in private, could you? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is making me...

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24-12-2012, 02:28 PM
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(24-12-2012 02:12 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(24-12-2012 01:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Time to abandon Euler in my siggie and give Johnny his Xmas present again.
Couldn't have given it to him in private, could you? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is making me...

Don't worry, after the Holidays I usually replace it with this one, just 'cause it pisses Johnny off.

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24-12-2012, 02:37 PM
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Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... I know what I am getting for Jeebus' bday this year - a whole lot of particularly creepy nightmares.

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