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07-04-2013, 12:22 AM
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(07-04-2013 12:07 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(07-04-2013 12:00 AM)Peanut Wrote:  I've always wanted to use my hair as a climbing rope when I think of myself as a "hair chameleon.":cool:

That made me belly laugh. (Now I'm afraid to post ANYTHING... Peeps be taking my statements outta context.)

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07-04-2013, 12:51 AM
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(06-04-2013 03:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I insisted that we record it, but the 20 minute video of getting it done didn't come out so well, so I just quickly recorded the aftermath...she lifted my spirits after a horrible day that was yesterday.

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07-04-2013, 12:59 AM
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(07-04-2013 12:38 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  make an attempt at a presuasive argument.

Oh yes, please do...

Here. This isn't really 'out of context' (technically it is, but you get what I mean), but I find it funny nonetheless.

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07-04-2013, 01:03 AM
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(07-04-2013 12:51 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(06-04-2013 03:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I insisted that we record it, but the 20 minute video of getting it done didn't come out so well, so I just quickly recorded the aftermath...she lifted my spirits after a horrible day that was yesterday.

Love it!

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07-04-2013, 10:02 AM
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(07-04-2013 09:03 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I wish I had a pic to show you. Almost got my pants off already.

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08-04-2013, 08:45 AM
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(07-04-2013 11:12 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  I won't post pics of my fat ass.

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16-04-2013, 10:37 PM
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(16-04-2013 08:28 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I get a tickley feeling in my taint every time I do something good!

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16-04-2013, 11:05 PM
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(16-04-2013 10:09 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(16-04-2013 09:25 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  And I want to have a big dick,

OK. Bend over. I'm driving.



(16-04-2013 10:19 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Well, I'm satisfied. Drinking Beverage

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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17-04-2013, 11:26 PM
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(17-04-2013 11:07 PM)Egor Wrote:  Yeah, forget truth. Who cares about that?

I couldn't resist Big Grin

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18-04-2013, 11:31 AM
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(16-04-2013 09:00 AM)bbeljefe Wrote:  For instance, a man who is charged with a felony for a victimless crime cannot own a forearm.

I keep picturing this poor guy with his hands sewn on to his elbows. Big Grin

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