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27-09-2013, 01:06 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
My stress ball exploded over my pants.

DemonicLemon in the shout box just now. I lol'd. Big Grin

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27-09-2013, 02:23 PM
RE: The Quotes Taken Out of Context Thread
(27-09-2013 01:06 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  My stress ball exploded over my pants.

DemonicLemon in the shout box just now. I lol'd. Big Grin

Uh, ew. Confused
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27-09-2013, 04:43 PM
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Would it hurt this thread if I put the above line of me in context?
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27-09-2013, 04:58 PM
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Ferdinand Wrote:I'm doing it right now.

Ewww, grody. Confused

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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27-09-2013, 05:22 PM
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(27-09-2013 04:43 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Would it hurt this thread if I put the above line of me in context?

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27-09-2013, 05:31 PM
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(27-09-2013 05:22 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(27-09-2013 04:43 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Would it hurt this thread if I put the above line of me in context?

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Don't worry, the whole "flour exploded from the innards of the stress ball breaking open and a lot of it landing on the floor" thing is still valid.

I think it would be closer to my intention to "add information to it to make it more interesting"?

So a few days ago some people were handing out stress balls. From that day to the time I posted the detonation, I was playing with the stress ball. First I noticed a small hole and some flour got out in puffs. Then it exploded. Lots of white stuff between my legs and on the front of my pants.
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27-09-2013, 05:57 PM
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(27-09-2013 05:31 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  First I noticed a small hole... then it exploded. Lots of white stuff between my legs and on the front of my pants.

Wear a condom next time. Angel

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28-09-2013, 10:06 AM
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(27-09-2013 02:22 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I am going to be completely and permanently ridden by the time I am 30.

invite for hughsie?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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28-09-2013, 10:16 AM
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(28-09-2013 10:06 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(27-09-2013 02:22 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I am going to be completely and permanently ridden by the time I am 30.

invite for hughsie?

Stop removing words/fragments of sentences. Sad
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28-09-2013, 10:18 AM
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(28-09-2013 10:06 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(27-09-2013 02:22 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I am going to be completely and permanently ridden by the time I am 30.

invite for hughsie?

Sounds about right. 30's the cut-off point where I'll trade her in for a younger model. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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